The Fox and the Socks
Daily Grind
Caught in a bind
Time is a fox
Nipping at my hocks
And I never get a chance
To darn my worn out socks.
The Hungry Clam
Damn
Slam
Can't open this clam
Caught by Fisherman Sam
My kids ain't fed
So I put them to bed
Till I can take them to their Uncle Ted
Though He's a louse Commie Red
I'll board a ship
Take a cruise on the Med
Till I've grown old
Feeble and dead.
|