Mod Tod finds God in the Sod

Mod Tod finds God in the Sod If you're looking for God Stich your head in the sod Your ass will be a good lighting rod When it strikes you'll get a good prod Then over your grave will your followers trod Perhaps one will prod hid rod Into the Sod And Say, He's found God Ring-a-ding Thing He put on his ring And went for a fling To have a good time, drink wine, and sing But on his way, he tripped on a string Landed on a bee and got a sting Things might have been worse Cause At least he didn't bust his thing