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November 12, 2003

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  • This boring morning was spent looking up Ralph Wiggum quotes. The Simpsons comes on every night at 6pm. There are only a couple of shows which prompt me to genuinely laugh out loud and The Simpsons is one. The other is The Golden Girls. Just reading quotes from either of those shows is enough. I hesitate to say that Ralph is my favorite but he is certainly hilarious...

    Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

    Ralph Wiggum: "Hi Principal Skinner! Hi Super-Nintendo Chalmers!"

    Ralph: "What's for dinner?"
    Dinnerlady: "Next!"
    Ralph: "Chicken necks?"

    [A rat steals the key]
    Ralph: "The pointy kitty took it."


    AFI Score: 100/100
    Modern Library Score: 13/100
    IMDB Top 250 Movies Score: 66%
    Fluency: 1/4 English


Jürgen Burkhardt


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