Welcome to our quotes, notes and anecdotes page. These gems of brilliance have been picked and put up by the three of us. They include our favourite quotes, funny things said to us on irc and also some conceitful distributions too.
JJA: The nice thing about a palindrome is that you only have to memorize the first half.
Dementia: when I was little i thought 1+1=2 so 2+2=3:o coz its logical it should be 3:P
[CLiP]: like... we once wanted to eat at something that said "Eerste Hulp" until we found out it was a hospital...8P
Mitchie: <--babe magnet
trtbb: tell her that her giblets are not fully cooked and
that she is needed in the banquet hall
genitaniwa: don't fear the reaper, karbunkl ;b
sokrates: im too normal to go not crazy
Dementia: you can soupify potato?
[CLiP]: ha.. if I was working in an office.. I would be a bueroklammer...8))
Fary: till midnight hehe then i gotta go;D or i will become
a pumpkin
formosa``: argh...now the two files are racing to see who
can go slower >:O
[CLiP]: it doesn't matter where you look...90% of Germans online
assneck (other wise known as Gabe Da dumbfuck): josh
gets his kicks offa watching cake bake..
justpeachy`: :) go sell keira to some columbian druglord
assneck: shit, half the people in #hmm are under 11yrs old..
*** ChanServ changes topic to 'this channel belongs to the duck.
'I wish I was one of your tears so I could be born in your
eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.'
KiNkI`gUrLi You're a Witless Chubby Butted Portly Slut
Qwerty: 'true american is one who is at least 2nd generation american'
[CLiP]: Police...that's almost worse than nail bombs...8))
Yesh, I just remodeled a bit. This page will be made up of quotes we nab from conversations or logs, and the other quotes page will have all our more Famous Quotes. Okie, so have fun. :P
*** Now talking in #hmm
*** Topic is 'some say patience is a virtue i say genital herpes sucks'
*** Set by isaac_newton on Sun Jul 12 01:03:52
PeSTiLeNCe_: i was just noting a famous quote from the poet, Anonymous
karbunkl: that guy anonymous must be rich ;d
"The male species is gonna be extinct in a million years"
-(Red Hill) DRED
ADeville: Dem ..
ADeville: whats a ping ? ( Fary )
Yeah i listen to rap. The meaning in the lyrics can be so true at times. Although some people disagree
withthe lyrics. I LOVE RAP.
-LIBRA/F/17 a cbforum msg!
Bob Marley had forty species of ukus ( lice ) in his hair
--DRED
When artists get arthritis their business is out of business
--the philosopher DRED
karbunkl: i blush sometimes when cute things happen
karbunkl: like when someone in a movie kisses for the first time and it's really moving, i blush a little :D
karbunkl: or when someone does something embarrassing, i blush
karbunkl: like i feel their embarrassment
cinder2: ne1 no how to get a chan name
Dementia: alt and f4
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cinder2: hey
Dementia: Hi:D
cinder2: that was mean
karbunkl: hehe
Dementia: :D
xolotl: sweet girl upon the edge of morrow
xolotl: close these eyes to the world's sorrow
xolotl: and live in the imortalness of the fading scheme,
xolotl: in the world of time and space's seams
degobrah: they take forever to leave the womb and spend the
rest of their lives trying to get back in!
degobrah: men! sheesh!
Fary: if you say
" i aint ever been run over by a car"
( touch wood ) :D
it means
you prolly wont get run over:D
sexual_chocolate___: hyuj5r4;l;lppo kliokytytuy-=fcjnhuwsmj
karbunkl: :D
sexual_chocolate___: keke
karbunkl: awww
sexual_chocolate___: he said... "hello kitty-chan"
sexual_chocolate___: his paws are rather large tho
Fawn: oasis why is there two of you
Patrician: Fawn, Prospect looks hopeful.
Guest0815: Fawn, Never.
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JuNe-Bug: fuck you karbunkl
JuNe-Bug: fuck you karbunkl
JuNe-Bug: fuck you karbunkl
JuNe-Bug: go to hell
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Dementia: hehe:DDDD
Dementia: think he typed it all three times
Topic: i'm a little walnut and i smell, here is my nut and here
is my shell. when you see me being dumb then i'll shout!
crack me open and eat my nut!
SetBy: karbunkl
are nerds...8)
Dementia: we are fine
Dementia: so is sebby
Macelord: i remembre u i'm a philosopher, so i can seem
stupid, but , really i AM
zeeshoo: Javed is so obedient.. I wish I was a girl and I
had a hubby like that :)
JAVED: i wish you were a girl hahaha, i would have kissed ya ;)
may all who enter drop dead. (duckbutter)'
The unholy fiend pollinated my rental tux!
-The Tick
Hark! Is that a claim?
-Simon
Far: searching for a story in present indian movies is
searching for milk in a pub :)
Bex[away]: pistachio and pythoness? are you guys like, the bobsey twins er sumthin?
ding0: my extent of unix was watching that bitch in jurassic
park fly around the whole island in 3d and having her go
"this is unix! i know this!"
Dementia: nickservs gone out for a drink
karbunkl: i live in montana :D
^Blue^^^: montana ... as in the state? in the US?
karbunkl: hehe, no. as in the country
karbunkl: it's next to greenland
Fariha: hehee;)))
^Blue^^^: hahahah ok
karbunkl: plus my squiggle at the top left corner doesn't
work :\
sicetnon: ~~~~~~mocks you~~~~~
sicetnon: ~~:D
sicetnon: ;)~
sicetnon: and no matter how rude they are, always say "thank you!" at the end of the call :q
FAZ1:Wait there, why is your pic in an *.exe?
Patrician: Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Fawy: -ChanServ- You do not have access to modify #hmm's
access lists.
Fawy: :]
A Nursery Rhyme by Fary:
there was a little girl with a
something something curl
when she was good
she was very very good
but when she was bad
she was horrid
tada:)
karbunkl: oasis do you believe in god?
Patrician: karbunkl, No way.
karbunkl: oasis are you a satanist?
Patrician: karbunkl, Most likely.
karbunkl: oasis are you from hell?
Patrician: karbunkl, Yes.
hockpokky: i went to the principals office twice in NJ
karbunkl: for wot? :P
hockpokky: one for ripping up somebody's dollar..and another
for throwing sand at the kids that came off the twisty slide
pastaFeG: getting things stuck in your ear is scary
Anarchy_Adam: Ever since I learned that furbies were
chinese spies.. I decided to be just an anarchist
Fary: dont you believe in oral sex:D
cubicle: i will only give a blowjob to a single man :i
cubicle: oral sex
Fary: oral sex:D
Fary: sounds like a toothbrush
cubicle: it makes me wanna get a toothbrush and lather up my gums
Fary: HEHEE
cubicle: in foam :D
cubicle: delicious foam
Fary: erin:D thats oral sex
cubicle: i think we're both delirious :D
cubicle: but a toothbrush isn't a sexual object, is it?
Fary: it is now:9
cubicle: :}
Fary: :D
cubicle: i'm going to feel shy around my toothbrush now
cubicle: and i'll cast it coy looks
cubicle: maybe i should be a little more fancy and seduce it before we engage in toothbrushing
cubicle: i almost feel like visiting it now so i can chat it up a little :dto prepare for tonight's kinky ritual.. Wink
agent_SKAchick: u guys r fags ...... except patrician said by #bungs founder
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PoisonPen: I love German and French art movies, where there
are lots of inexplicably naked women doing strange things,
and then the sky explodes.
SithLord: what about the nude one?
SithLord: Nude Mitch
Dementia: NUDE?>;p
SithLord: aw D
karbunkl: you have a nude pic? perk
Dementia: perk?:d
Qwerty: why don't you join my harem ?? =)
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Qwerty: umm.. is that a 'no' ?? :P
Qwerty: i forgot a white toblerone in the glove compartment . awwww.. it's gonna melt :(
rumplebelly: im gonna send you a balloon
karbunkl: whee
rumplebelly: but right before you open the package
rumplebelly: i will instruct the mail carrier to pop it
Southern^Cross: please keep the puking to an absolute minimum
Fary: BUCKOCKKKK!!!!:)
HoTiCe: ??
HoTiCe: what was that ?
Fary: hehe i crowed:d
mom: Somebody stole our car and broke the window.
mechanic: Yeah, it sucks when that happens.
asl: sorry, i had to leave because there was a hacker in my computer.
karbunkl: is a wazoo the thing you blow in to make noise?
Wazoo: no..
Wazoo: its a tit
Topic: BITCH = Babe In Total Control of Herself
SetBy: BlackDove Mon, Sep 13 1999 at 12:04am
Old men are perverts.
-Opal, my neighbour's sister
met-fuel: don't let your mind wander..it's too small to be out alone
n`sync_luvr: N> Cannot join channel #nsync (Banned)
n`sync_luvr: :/
ruxin: i found something i wrote when i was 9
ruxin: "if i was the wind and people didnt like
me i would pack up my bags and leave. then i would
see what they said about me."
Alex sings..o/~
well-- i'm chiquita banana and i've come to say
i come from little island on equator way
i come in big banana boat from caribee
to see if i can help good neighbor policy
--
i sing a song about bananas...
i sing it low, i sing it high-igh!
i make big hit with 'mericanos
singing a song about bananos!
--
i can sing about the moonlight on the very very
tropical equator but no i sing about bananas..and
the refrigerator.. si si!
bows
ex: me and my firends got kicked out of the libary on our
break :o
karbunkl: hehe
karbunkl: made too much noise? :o
ex: well
ex: heh
ex: little place where you read magazines, you shouldnt re-araange it :o
Zeratul: I
Zeratul: AM
Zeratul: BATMAN
Zeratul: :o
karbunkl: the bread hath risen
sorbitol`afk: down with the bread and its fascist policies!
hmi: one should never leave rice unsupervised..it craves attention.
[CLiP]: pft!....8))
[CLiP]: this translator is really good....it even knows
what condescending means glares at Erin....>8P
IrieBunny`:
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mizuflux|afk (SuJi@amp02-84-71-72.pixi.com)
name : modern stone age family
chan : @#hmm @#;i
serv : barovia.oh.us.dal.net
away : I am like, totally away, dude!
idle : 1day 1sec
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IrieBunny`: wheee
IrieBunny`: :d
IrieBunny`: be sure to copy it into your own little quote
thingie
Taggard: seen My Penis
Patrician: I don't know you, Taggard, so I don't know about
your Penis.
Taggard: lol
Ataru`: whatever!
````[^`^[eleemosynary]^`^]`^^^: dont these people
````[^`^[eleemosynary]^`^]`^^^: like realise we are lame????:D
^^``[`^[{{-obfuscate-}}]^`]``^: HHEE:D
halo9: :D :o :D :o :D :o :D :o :D :o :D :o :D
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:D :o :D :o :D :o :D :o :D :o :D :o :D :o
halo9: !!
UpChucka: why does peer keep reseting my connection
Fary: -ChanServ- polar has been successfully added to #hmm's AOp list.
Polar: :))
Polar: *smush*
Polar: fanx
seasaw: my shoes smell like feet :|
Dementia: my feet smell like shoes:|
* possumfly fries potatoes in his sadness
Fary: maybe its PMS!:P
possumfly: ;O
possumfly: wots that :}
Fary: hehe#
possumfly: sounds good :d
possumfly: can i have some, mademoiselle? *elegant curtsy*
Dementia: | ChanServ (service@dal.net)
Dementia: | name : Channel Registration Service
Dementia: | chan : @#c0w @#MAKEMONEY @#100%leechsexpics&movies
@#limpbizkit @#japanteen @#xxxpassword @#GetMP3 @#Battle
@#123warez @#56kMovies @#audio_warez #soxy @#barkbit @#hayaller
Dementia: | ircop: yes
ossapop: hehe
ossapop: chanserv is a l4m3r
ossapop: he likes cows, porn, mp3s and warez :d
ossapop: and needs to make some money on the side
Dementia: hehee
Dementia: and gayarabs
ossapop: ;}
sorbitol: beelzebub :d
sorbitol: i beckon thee
karbunkl: he isn't coming :d
sorbitol: :|
karbunkl: i think you gotta like..draw runes on your body and dance naked in the window :q
PeterPan: ¾î?
* PeterPan eating ÇØÅ ¸Àµ¿»ê
khartoum|afka: O-|?
Song0330: u have a fucking problem if u altered a picture of clefairy with a penis
pikablu: -Song0330- t×PLÅY4.0 pokeheh.GIF is great pikablu, thanks for sharing it :)
Song0330: go seek help
pikablu: :]
Song0330: thats my auto-thanks
pikablu: YEAHYEHA
pikablu: you just got turned on by a smiling guy with a huge penis
possumfly: hehehe
possumfly: it's okay to admit your feelings for pokemon...come out of the closet and admit that you are pokesexual
pikablu: Hehe
Song0330: uhhhhh
Song0330: no
pikablu: its ok to be pokesexuakl
hmik: just cause i live in new york doesnt mean i have stds >:/
redust: i didn't feel like getting pictures from a lesbian named CRUSTO :b
Simoninger: when I was a boy, we didn't go to school...
Simoninger: we lived in a box on the road
Simoninger: went to work aged 4
mazelflop: when i was a small children i used to call myself alexander the grape
James tells you: warts are only gross if ppl try to hide them
James tells you: cause then the warts get evil
You tell James exclaiming: i almost want warts now!
James tells you: and will do anything for attention
James tells you: but if they're accepted...they become well-adjusted, friendly warts
[CLiP]: although, then I can't walk around in public
anymore with no socks on...otherwise everyone will
think I'm weird..especially if I don't have eyebrows
anymore....8/
seasaw: FIL
Qwerty is away: life sux
seasaw: life is beautiful :P
Qwerty: 'lo bill ! :P
Qwerty: aaah. is it ? you must be in love to say so :P
seasaw: i heard turkies are really stupid :d
sorbitol`: well if i'm not evidence of that...then well...
LOL! slaps head err... well if i'm not evidence of that!