September 8, 1998

It's Funny… These Days Ahead

Well, there are quite a few of you I believe out there reading all this, so I thought it best to explain the days ahead. I plan a series of humor mailings that will take shot at a very deep establishment. In a comical sense, I shall be outlining the doctrine and history of the Church of BoB.

This will offend many people, but you have been warned. If you do decide to read and find offense, remember that I do not necessarily believe all I'm writing. I am merely exploring the ranges of possibilities. Though I do tend to venture into the more absurd regions, even the wastelands of Antarctica deserve to be explored as well. Accept that, or stop reading.

And finally, this is probably the wisest statement I can say, ever. Read these stories, and if you laugh to them, there is no threat to your beliefs. To find humor in something is to find strength in yourself.