September 27, 1998

My Dream

I dream I am a journalist at some big Hollywood press conference. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are the keynote speakers. They'll ask for questions, and I'll wave my hands wildly and jump up and down.

They'll notice me, and I'll ask, "Are you aware that the only source off your stardom is because you're twins? That no one gives you respect as individuals? And that alone neither of you will amount to anything? What do you think of that?"

And somewhere, in the distance, a toilet flushes.

Comments:

• "somewhere something made a noise"
  - the great american novel

  just thought i'd point out that little usage of your literary skills... pretty good
  -- Marshall
  
  

• Yeah, but they'd probably just giggle and offer you a lolipop.
  -- Ray