October 3, 1998

How to be Funny

My friend and I were walking through a parking lot today and I saw a car with a Waldorf College sticker.

I exclaimed, "Waldorf College-that's a salad college."

My friend went, "Oh… what did you say?"

"Waldorf College. It's a salad college. Waldorf Salad."

"And that is?"

"It's a type of salad."

"Oh. You should title that joke how not to write humor."

"But if I did, then it would be funny."

"I see."