October 8, 1998

Things I find funny

• Penguins
• People with Lisps
• Chickens
• Monterey Jack Cheese
• Cousin Willie's Microwave Popcorn
• The Letter 'Y'
• Morbidly-Obese Bastards
• The 1850's
• Hypocrisy
• Puns
• The Spanish Channel
• Vikings
• The Law of Cosines
• People who thought this list would make sense

Comments:

• Things I think are funny:
  • PiNHEAD
  • PiNHEADSKi
  • Les Pinhead
  • Der Fuhrerer's Pinhead (to accompany arrival of the Fourth Reich)
  • love
  • old people
  • Letterman
  • people who make fun of Leno
  • weasels
  • badgers
  • Chicago accents
  • other people's suffering
  • pointless lists
  • the word "friggin"
  • obscene gestures
  • canine cruelty
  • babies
  • weasels
  • badgers
  • repetition
  • third world porn
  • huddled masses
  • Dave Barry
  • people who speak with southern accents and profess to know about humor but couldn't tell a joke that would amuse even a yokel who is fascinated by the differences between his ass and a hole in the ground
  • vicious put-downs
  -- Ray
  
  
• other funny things
  • 3's and 7's
  • squirrels
  • ducks
  • kumquats
  • public access talk shows
  • flyers for cremation services in my newspaper
  • charles foster-pinhead
  • the fact that my pysch prof was talking about a study that took place in the 1850's
  -- Jeff
  
  

• oh sure.. i know that y was just included in this list to make my school look bad... wasn't it.. huh... HUH???? =>
  -- Marshall