It is now 3:07am, so please excuse this nonsense. This all actually happened, and any dirty connotations you take are absolutely out of context. Enjoy.
An attractive girl slept underneath my sheets.
I got wet.
I was tied up with a rainbow jump rope.
I got carried around.
People were filmed throwing balls at a crotch.
He he.
Comments:
just entirley for my own enlightenment i have to ask whether alchohol
was involved in this day of yours.
-Marshall