November 12, 1998
The Answer
I have figured out how to end all these problems you hear about on the news about foreign policy. It's really simple. . . just declare war and conquer everyone. Then, there would be no one that's foreign, then no foreign policy, then no problems. Of course, this plan would extremely enlarge the domestic policy issue, but there's a solution for that, too. . . just don't have government. People will break off into groups as they deem fit and will rule themselves. Of course, people will then have foreign policy issues again, so we conquer them all. Damn it, now domestics is at issue again. Okay, no government. . . DAMN IT!!
Let's face it folks, politics-wise, we're screwed.