November 30, 1998
The Mother of all Conspiracies
Exactly 35 years and 8 days ago, John F. Kennedy was assassinated, triggering one of the most baffling and annoying conspiracy theory fodder of all time. Did Oswald act alone? Was the Mob involved? Cuba? Bigfoot? The King of Siam? What about the mystery bullet and the second gunman on the grassy knoll?
Well, the answers are easy to find. Consider the 11,221,963 word of the Bible. Then, accept my theory: Oswald acted alone and there was a second gunman on the grassy knoll. You see, the second gunman was trying to save Kennedy by shooting Oswald's bullets out of the air. Sure, it's stupid sounding, but the people of the sixties were just stupid.
The Second Gunman- - the unsung hero!