LifeQuips!


short versions of lifestuff...

(c1999)

Some of them just didn't make it to cartoon status yet....� Some of them are are just short little doodads that aren't big enough for a full story or article.....� Some of them are my "Boy!� I wish I'd said that instead of blowing up at him again!"� Hopefully, these are not those deals where you "had to be there" in order to find them funny.� In other words, that "you've already been there" yourself in one form or another.... and are on the other side of any painful effects so that it's funny now even though it might not have been while in the middle of whatever the actual experience.� It's just another version....... :)




a semi-self-portrait of the "quipper"

My evolution doesn't always make sense to me.....� My comfort level just wishes that it would!!!

Hey!� It's NOT that I can't handle money!
It's just that I handle it MY WAY,
which just means that I don't handle it YOUR WAY...
And it's certainly Not My Parents' Way.
And ~~ We All Get To Be "Right"...
What a concept......

Oh, go micro-manage somebody who doesn't know any better !!!

Harumph!� For whatever "stuff" we don't yet understand
on a conscious, aware level.... Humph!� The "good" news
is that we'll get another opportunity to do it again.� The
"bad" news is that we'll have to do it again.� Phooey!� Who
made up these rules, anyway???� Not me, that's for sure!

Relationship Challenges!
Yuk!� Arghhhh!� Phooey!!� Great stuff!!
Uh huh, yeah right, sure, let me at 'em!!!
WAIT!� No!� Yes, but I didn't mean NOW!
Makes me feel crazy, makes me grow....
Be careful what I ask for, I might just get it!
Smile :)

How come I forgot??
Because my brain synapse
drawbridge was "up" and
�nothing could get across!!!

REAL TALKING: INTIMACY~~
It's not just a high-risk maneuver any more!!!

What do you mean I took "my own sweet time"
getting here???!!!� Nah, I'm just operating
on YOUR time -- it's called
"it takes longer than you think it will"!


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