You decide (for some reason) to talk to the Mayor.

"How's it hangin'" are your exact words.

"Good day lad," he responds, "And who might you be?"

You don't know who you are, so you don't answer. The Mayor seems to be at a loss for words (his eyebrows are also missing).

"Um..." he says to you. "...uh." he concludes.

With that he turns away.

"Hi there," says the bar hostess. "What can I do for you?"

What do you say?

"Give me something Hard"

"So what's a girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Just start laughing as if you're insane