Cut to a man on a bench in casualty ward set.

Man (Terry J): Albatross.

Doctor and sister enter and go up to him.

Doctor (Eric): Mr Burtenshaw?
Man: Me, Doctor?
Doctor: No, me Doctor, you Mr Burtenshaw.
Man: My wife, Doctor?
Doctor: No. Your wife patient , me Doctor.
Sister (Carol): Come this way please.
Man: Me, Sister?
Doctor: No. She Sister. Me Doctor. You Mr Burtenshaw.

Nurse enters.

Nurse (John): Doctor Walters?
Doctor: Me, Nurse. (to sister) You Mr Burtenshaw. (to man) She Sister. You Doctor. (to nurse)
Nurse: No Doctor.
Doctor: No Doctor. Call ambulance. Keep warm.
Sister: Drink Doctor?
Doctor: Drink Doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr Burtenshaw. Nurse me.
Nurse: You, Doctor?
Doctor: Me Doctor. You Mr Burtenshaw. She Nurse.
Man: But my wife, Nurse.
Doctor: Your wife not Nurse. She Nurse. Your wife patient. Be patient. She Nurse. Your wife. Me Doctor. Yew tree. U-trecht. U-trillo, U Thant, Euphemism. Me Doctor. (knight walks in quickly and hits him over the head with a chicken) Albatross!

Women’s Institute applaud.