Good evening.

On these pages you can find the scripts from some of my favourite episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus. I know it's not half as much fun as watching the real sketch, but it's better than nothing, isn't it?
(All texts taken from "MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS - Just the Words", 1989.)

Sometimes the pictures don't fit - I'm so sorry.


the whole lot of them
From left to right: TOP Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam.
BOTTOM Terry Jones, John Cleese, Michael Palin.


Anne Elk
Self-defence
Court scene
Hijacked plane to Luton
Psychiatrist milkman
Raymond Luxury Yacht interview
Exploding penguin
Me Doctor, you Mr Burtenshaw
Italian Lesson
Hungarian phrasebook for reasons of descent
Dead parrot
A couple trying to buy a bed
Appeal for sanity and Leapy Lee


"Oh Mr.Belpit, your legs are so swollen!"



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