Interviewer sitting with man with large semitic polystyrene nose.

Interviewer (Michael): Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of Britain’s leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury Yacht.
Raymond (Graham): That’s not my name.
Interviewer: I’m sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach-t.
Raymond: No, no, no - it’s spelt Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it’s pronounced „Throatwobbler Mangrove".
Interviewer: You’re a very silly man and I’m not going to interview you.
Raymond: Ah, anti-semitism!
Interviewer: Not at all. It’s not even a proper nose. (takes it off) It’s polystyrene.
Raymond: Give me my nose back.
Interviewer: You can collect it at reception. Now go away.
Raymond: I want to be on the television.
Interviewer: Well you can’t.