"*Friend*, I love you, man... But what the HELL are you talking about?"
Happy Anderson
"YO! Where th' potty at?!"
Some 8 year old kid at Cedar Point
"If you want something done YOUR WAY, you've got to do it yourself."
Raakiki
"Our whole lives, we are trying to attain the youth we had when we were younger."
Christopher Henry Sikich
"Give me your heart. Make it real; or else forget about it."
Rob Thomas, Smooth
"Can you get impersonated for arresting a Jew in this state?"
Chris Saunders (the line is: "Can you get arrested for impersonating a Jew in this state?")
"Procrastination is just like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end... You're just f*ing yourself!"
Joseph Turek
"This isn't about inter-relationship faith! Oops."
Nathan Short (he was supposed to say "inter-faith relationships.")
"I see a red door and I want it painted black. No colors anymore, I want them painted black."
Rolling Stones, Painted Black
"Gay men make the best straight leads!"
Gracie Young
"She said beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts. So remember that the next time you find yourself at the beginning. Just give Hope a chance to float up. And it will too."
Birdie Calvert (Sandra Bullock), Hope Floats
"I guarantee there'll be rough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both us will want to get out of this. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know, in my heart, that you are the only one for me."
Ike Graham (Richard Gere), The Runaway Bride
"Listen, If you can't spot the sucker during the first hour of the game, you are the sucker."
Mike (Matt Damon), Rounders
"So what's it going to be? Because one of these days, I'm not going to be here for you to crawl back to, piss on, run over, and treat like shit. If you think that's my style, then are you sorely mistaken... So pack your things, get on that plane, and bury yourself in some little shack overseas. Where ever you go, I just hope you grow the fuck up!"
Anonymous
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
Verbal, from The Usual Suspects
"I'd rather be his whore than your wife."
Kate Winslet as Rose in Titanic
"It [the heart] cannot be suppressed, for the object beats in time with its desires, not to be hindered by the mind's practicality...Love does not dwell upon a scale and halts for not a breath of reason." Chateau Bordeaux: Priere dans de Soleil
"'Well, I don't like originals; I like translations,' Mr. Ludlow had more than once replied, 'Isabel's written in a foreign tongue. I can't make her out. She ought to marry an Armenian or a Portuguese.'"
Henry James, Portrait of a Lady
"And so we beat on, boats against current. Borne back ceaselessly into the past."
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence of you ever trying."
My very wise father
"There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no death, there is the Force."
A fellow internet junkie and Star Wars addict
"I used to be able to look at him and see myself in his eyes... Then one day I looked... And I was gone."
Birdie Calvert (Sandra Bullock), Hope Floats
"Let me think. Uh, catchy word like...maniac, or uh, corpse. Let's see. Love nest. Nude...Oh, exuse me. Maybe I'm talkin' too much."
Jack Kelly (Christian Bale), from Newsies, describing the makings of a good headline
"How could a night so frozen be so scalding hot? How can a morning this mild be so raw? Why are entire years strewn on the cutting room floor of memory...
When single frames of one magic night forever flicker in closeup, on the 3D imax of my mind? That's poetic. That's pathetic."
Mark Cohen, Rent
"Now, no one even says 'oops'....when they're passing their gas. Whatever happened to class?"
Matron, Chicago
"The moment I laid eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble...And refried beans."
Maverick, Maverick
"Would you like a Hot Pocket? Eggo?"
Dr. Evil, Austin Powers II: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Zorro Sr. motions to sword: "Do you know how to use that thing?" Zorro Jr. responds, perlexed: "Yes. Pointy end goes into other man."
Anthony Hopkins and Antonio Banderas, The Mask of Zorro
"And for all that, Cousin, make another courtsey and say, 'Father, as it please me.'"
Beatrice, Much Ado About Nothing
"A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never know its purpose in the pattern of the grand design. And the stone that sits on the very top of the mountain's mighty face: Does it hink it's more important than the stones that form the base? ... So how do you judge what a man is worth... By what he builds or buys? You can never see with your eyes on Earth. Look through Heaven's Eyes. Look at your life. Look at your life through Heaven's Eyes!"
Jethro in "Through Heaven's Eyes," (The Prince of Egypt)
"They's beat us. Period. P-E-R-I-D."
The Brilliant Shaquille O'Neal
"Not many people have suede tongues."
Julie Horstman
"What fools these mortals be."
Puck, A Midsummer Night's Dream
"She's taking her time making up the reasons to justify all the hurt inside. Guess she knows from the smiles and the look in their eyes... Everyone's got a theory about the bitter one."
Savage garden, To the Moon and Back
"We're not laying pipe. We're describing poetry. Now how can you describe poetry like American Bandstand? 'Well, I like Byron, I give him a 42, but you can't dance to it.'"
Mr. Keating (Robin Williams), from Dead Poet's Society
"I don't think of myself as a poor deprived ghetto girl who made good. I think of myself as somebody who from an early age knew I was responsible for myself, and I had to make good."
Beth Plocharczyk and Oprah Winfrey
"You come from your father's side of the family: the ugly side." A Chorus Line
"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. Now...medicine, law, engineering: these are all noble pursuits, and necessary to sustain life...But POETRY...beauty, romance, love...
These are what we stay alive for...That the powerful play goes one and you can contribute a verse. What will your verse be?"
Mr. Keating, from Dead Poet's Society
"Sir, you can take a flying f--- at a rolling doughnut for all I care, but you cannot take my locket."
Eddie Lyons, Blood Brothers
"When you love someone, you tell them. Or else, the moment just...passes you by."
Michael (Durmot Mulrooney), from My Best Friend's Wedding
"And he'll realize that it's you. Of course, he'll dump the perfect supermodel he's with and realize that you are the one he just wants to grow old with."
Lucy (Sandra Bullock), from While You Were Sleeping
"Excuse me, but you have too much booty in your pants, ma'am."
RJ Talyor
"Try not! There is no try. DO! Or do not."
Yoda
"Why look to one who comes from far off galaxies for advice when you can
look to the very one who created the stars and galaxies, and guaranteed,
his advice will ALWAYS be the best in the long run."
Julie Horstman
"Dinner lubricates business."
Anonymous
"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
A founding father
"If I could have but one wish, it would be to live as one of your tears...To be born of your eyes,
to live on your cheek, and to die on your lips."
Unknown
"No one has jurisdiction over the truth."
Agent Fox Mulder, X-Files
"I hate tomato-based condiments!"
Meghan Kennerly
"Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen."
Hebrews 11:1
"I'm not going to blow sunshine up your ass, Leiutentant."
Viper. From Top Gun
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence of you ever trying."