So you want me to wear another slip underneath! Wow! The petticoat is quite heavy, but you may be right. The wind is blowing a lot today, and it could be embarrassing to have everything go up at the wrong time, especially if we're being videotaped as we get out of the car. The slip even has a little lacy hem, so it's not as if it would be a problem if a little bit of it got seen. At least nobody will see my panties!

Now you have another choice to make. The dress is quite long, so I can wear knee-highs--you know, nylons that only go up to the knee. They're cool so long as you're wearing pants or a long dress. I've seen them with shorter dresses: they look really dumb, then. My other choice is to wear thigh-highs with garters, which look like pantyhose under everything except the shortest of dresses. The problem with them, though, is that unlike pantyhose or knee-highs, you can't wear them under tight jeans or even tight skirts.

So help me decide right now: knee-highs or thigh-highs.