You want me to wear another layer of underwear? At least you didn't suggest I wear a girdle! I'm going to wear a garter belt and use what they call trolley garters to hold up my stockings. I've seen pictures of girls in the '50s wearing these things under poodle skirts and the like. Back then, they were everyday wear. Girls wore them to school! Unbelievable.

One good thing about these: if the wind blows up my petticoat, you won't see the tops of my stockings. Remember, you chose to put me in a straight slip. Thanks--I guess!

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The ceremony is now over, and everyone looks lovely--except the groom, who I think is still hung over from his bachelor party. The bride has thrown her bouquet, and surprised one of her spinster aunts. The groom has tossed the garter; you should have heard the wolf whistles when he pulled up her dress to take it off. Men.

You have another decision to make, however, so get your mind back on this story. I brought two things to change into: a denim skirt, and a pair of jeans. It will probably be easier to change into the skirt, since all I have to do is take off the dress and the petti. However, I might find it kind of cold in the skirt, as the hall where they are going to have the reception is not well heated. So which will it be: skirt or jeans?