The first sensible suggestion of the day. You're letting me wear jeans. Thank you so very much. But, wouldn't you know it? There's a problem. A problem?

Yes. Here it is: Remember when you had me wear thigh-highs with garters and all? Those garters will show up under a tight pair of jeans. But if I take off the garters, I'll have to go without stockings, and I will freeze almost as much as if I were in a skirt. So should I take off the thigh highs or leave them on?