True Story: Drive By Shooting
A lady named Linda went to Arkansas on vacation, and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it; her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman. Her hands were still behind her head but her eyes were open and they had a fearful look in them. The woman looked so strange that Linda tapped on the window and said "Are you okay?"
The woman answered slowly, "I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in."
Linda ran into the store, where store officials called the paramedics. Linda returned to the car and attempted to open the car door but it was locked. She asked the woman to open the car door but the woman explained that she could not take her hands off her head because she feared if she took her hands down that her brains would fall out.
When the paramedics came they broke into the car. Carefully they removed one hand and then the other from the woman's head. They found . . . bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands but that there was no gun shot wound.
Looking around the car for a cause, the paramedics discovered that a Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion, like that of a gunshot, and the metal canister top followed by the dough had hit the woman in the back of the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then came to and held onto her head in an attempt to hold her brains in.
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