Jokes

This section of the Procrastinator's Aid has jokes that didn't really fit anywhere else. Here's the list, in no particular order:

• A British Cowboy
• A Few Good Techs
• A Great Diet Plan!
• A Modern Version of Creation
• A New Kind of Chain Letter
• A Scot at a Baseball Game
• A Sermon on Lying
• A short one
• A Texan Rancher in Australia
• All You Need to Get the Job...
• Am I Cured?
• Am I Hired?
• Another Version of Creation
• At the Dentist's
• NEW!!!At the Theater
• NEW!!!Blonde Cowgirl
• Businessmen and Professionals
• Carbon-Dating Barbie
• Come to a Complete Stop
• Computing Zen
• Darth Vader's Thoughts to the Class of '99
• Diety Survey
• English Is a Crazy Language
• Entry to Heaven
• EuroEnglish
• Fast food Monopolies (or: if Bill Gates ran the fastfood industry)
• Getting an A
• Getting Even With MIT
• Hi'ya Sailor Boy
• Holmes and Watson go Camping
• How Old Are You?
• How to Get Money Without Ever Really Trying
• How to Rob Banks
• I Can't
• I Know the Whole Truth
• If People Bought Cars like they Bought Computers
• If Restaurants Operated like Microsoft
• KGB, How May We Help You?
• Kissing a Frog
• Letters to God
• Mahatma Gandhi
• Men's and Women's Haircuts
• Not So Smart Now...
• Obituary Notice: Common Sense
• NEW!!!One Man's Gold...
• Our Disclaimer
• Position Open - Apprentice Sith Lord
• Prison Vs. Work
• Prove Anything
• Rememberance
• NEW!!!Self Made Man?
• She, like, exploded!
• Sick Day?
• Some Short Jokes
• NEW!!!Spell Chequer
• Tax Return Suggestions
• NEW!!!Tell the Truth
• The Bet
• The Black Box
• The Blonde and the Lawyer
• The Blonde and the Meaning of Easter
• NEW!!!The Broken Clock
• The Cheap Imitation of a Heroic Prince
• The Drunks
• The FBI Fib
• The Parrot
• The Preacher and The Farmer
• The Rabbit's Thesis
• The Salesman
• The Three Little Pigs
• The Truth About Cats
• The TV Repairman
• The Ultimate Final Exam
• NEW!!!The Wise Indian
• The Wordperfect Helpline
• The Zen Art of Cat Bathing
• Thesis Guildlines
• Think!
• NEW!!!Thugs at the Pearly Gates
• To Be a Jock, or a Nerd?
• Traffic Stop
• NEW!!!Train Trouble
• True Story: Drive-By Shooting
• Update on People Software
• Voices From Beyond
• Welcome to Hell
• What Kinds of Tracks are Those?
• What's In a Name?
• Where is God?
• NEW!!!Why I Love Mom
• Why I Was Late
• Your Wish is my Command

That's it. Have fun!

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