Thugs at the Pearly Gates

One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter sees a bunch of Detroit thugs walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some evil, thieving thugs at the gates. What do I do?!".

God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."

St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling - "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"

"Who, the thugs?" asked God.

"NO, the Pearly Gates!"

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