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Quotes from my favorite movie...
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."--Han Solo
"Do or do not! There is no try."--Yoda
"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1!--C3PO
"Never tell me the odds."--Han Solo
"Luke, don't give into hate. That leads to the dark side."--Obi-wan Kenobi
"I can't. It's to big."--Luke Skywalker
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmmm? Hmm.
And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is.
Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous
beings are we, not this curde matter. You must feel the Force around you;
between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere. Yes, even between the land and the ship.
"I love you."--Princess Leia
"I know."--Han Solo
"Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear.
Now, release your anger! Only your hatred can destroy me!"--Darth Vader
"Laugh it up, fuzzball!"--Han Solo
"If you only knew the *power* of the dark side. Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father."--Darth Vader
"He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!"--Luke Skywalker
"No *I* am your father."--Darth Vader
A very close second.....
"There is no such thing as right and wrong, there's just popular opinion."--Jeffrey Goines
"Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh.
Look, hey-all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables,
oozing into the ears of all thoes poor, sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness."--Jeffrey Goines
"There was this guy, and he was always requesting shows that had already played.
yes. No. You have to tell her before. he couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday.
She couldn't turn back time, thank you, Einstein! Now, *he* was nuts! *He* was a fruitcake, Jim!"--Jeffrey Goines
"You are a total nutcase, completely deranged, delusional, paranoid. Your thought process is all fucked up! Your information
train is jammed, man!"--Jeffrey Goines
"You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules!"--Jeffrey Goines
"Sorry. Sorry. I got a little agitated. The thought of escape, crossed my mind, and then suddenly - suddenly - suddenly
I felt like bending the fucking bars back, ripping the goddamn window frames and eating them - yes *eating* them! Leaping, leaping
leaping! Colonics for everyone! All right! You dumbasses, I'm a mental patient. I'm *supposed* to act out!"--Jeffrey Goines
"There's the television. It's all right there-all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials!
We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we *for* then?
We're consumers, Jim. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy
a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, I ask you? What? *Mentally Ill*. Fact, Jim, fact- if you don't buy things-
toilet paper, new cars, computerized yo-yos, electrically-operated sexual devices, servo systems with brain-implanted
headphones, screwdrivers with minature built in radar devices, voice-activated computers-"--Jeffrey Goines
Some other cool movies...
"Never get involved with a Sicilian when death is on the
line!"--Vizzini
"Shop smart...shop S-Mart"--Ash
"Hail to the king, baby"--Ash
"Dead or alive...your coming with me"--Robocop
"How, in the name of Zeus' butthole did you open your cell
door!..."--Stanley Goodspeed
"You're dead! This is the really real world! You can't come
back."--T Bird
"People used to think that when someone dies a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead.
But sometimes...only sometimes the crow brings that soul back to set the wrong things right."--Sara
"So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water tentacle."--Lindsay Brigman
"You know, there are a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work.
Most often they just cheat on you."--Silent Bob
"Mister, we are the weirdos..."--Nancy
"Oh no, you did not shoot that green shit at ME!..."--Capt. Steven Hiller
They Live
"I'm here to chew bubble-gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum!"--John Nada
Groundhog Day
"Don't drive angry!--Phil Connors
The Atomic Cafe
"When not close enough to be killed, the atomic bomb is the most beautiful sight in the world"--US Army Info-movie narrator
Star Trek: First Contact
"They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be
drawn HERE. This far, NO farther. And I will make them pay for what they have done."--Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Hellraiser:Bloodlines
"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"--Pinhead
The Usual Suspects
"You know Keaton says he doesn't believe in God, but he fears
him. Well I believe in God, but the only thing I fear is
Keyser Sosay..."--Verbal
James and the Giant Peach
"God bless the colonies!..."--Ms. Glow-worm
The Breakfast Club
"How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up.
It'll be anarchy."--John Bender
The Breakfast Club
"Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect
place."--John Bender
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