Welcome To Evil Smiley's Sounds Page
Well. Bit of a problem here I'm afraid. My Soundcard (AWE32 in case you care) is broken, ( I think I blew the chip when i installed my modem ) and being fairly pennieless I can't afford to get a new one or the old one repaired. Anyway, all this means is that i have a certain amount of WAV's ( which are pretty cool even if I say so myself ) but I'm going to post them and then forget about them, as theres not much point me searching for sounds im never going to hear just to keep you happy with regular updates. So click on the links below for a ZIPped file.
WAV's - (if you dont have a program to UNZIP files i'd recommend trying here)
File Name Description
| albatross.zip | John Cleese saying "albatross". Old Monty Python Routine |
| alrytythn.zip | Ace Ventura - "aaaaaalrighty then!" |
| askinyou.zip | Jules from Pulp Fiction "I dont remember asking you a goddamn thing" |
| badfeel2.zip | Han Solo - "I got a bad feeling about this" |
| badges.zip | From Treasure of the Sierra Madre - "we dont need no steenking badges" |
| doh.zip | The Classic Homerism - "DOH!" |
| donuts.zip | philosophic wonderings from Homer J. Simpson - "Donuts. is there anything they can't do?" |
| Ezk2517.zip | (BIG FILE) Jules from Pulp Fictions Kiss Off line. You ever read the bible Brett? Theres this passage i got memorized.... |
| force2.zip | Alec Guinness. Star Wars. "Use the Force". Say no more. |
| go2ussr.zip | Another Homerism, that strangely applies to anything anyone ever says. |
| groovy.zip | from Army Of Darkness. Ash's reaction to his new hand. - "groovy" |
| groovy2.zip | Earthworm Jim. - "gaaaaaaaarrooooooooooooovy!" |
| hmm.zip | Homer Simpson - "hmmmmmm" |
| huntin.zip | Elmer Fudd - "be vewy qwiet. were hunting wabbits" |
| insane.zip | Beavis does Cypress Hill. "insane in the membrane" |
| itty.zip | The Genie from Aladdin. - "Phenomenal cosmic power! itty bitty living space" |
| little.zip | Ash from Army Of Darkness again. "ooh, you little bastards..." |
| makebelv.zip | Homer Simpson, in case you cant tell he's being sarcastic. Top WAV this. |
| notok.zip | Mr Marcellus Wallace's feelings after meeting the Gimp. Pulp Fiction. |
| ohmygod.zip | Homer! No beer left! lol |
| outahere.zip | Homer again - "Thats it, Im outta here" |
| pantsdwn.zip | Beavis - "Come out with your pants down" |
| smooth.zip | The Tick. - "Oho, smooooooth!" |
| spanish.zip | Monty Python Routine - "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" |
| spoon.zip | The Tick's Battle Cry. - "SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!" |
| stopboth.zip | Lance from Pulp Fiction. "I dunno! Stop bothering me!" |
| takeno2.zip | Capt. Jean-Luc Butthead - "Number 1! I order you to take a Number 2!" |
| takeover.zip | Pinky and The Brain from Animaniacs. I like this one. |
| terminat.zip | Arnie. "I'll be back." |
| touchwei.zip | Beavis - "Agh! He's trying to touch my weiner!" |
| trippy.zip | Lances girlfriend from Pulp Fiction |
| wahoo.zip | Hey Homer! Found some more beer! lol |
| work4it.zip | Some words of wisdom from Homer J. Simpson. Another TOP WAV. |
| worse.zip | Homer is having one of those days....... |
| yes.zip | The King Of Comedy (Homer Simpson) - "YEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!" |
MIDI's - click the song you want and either left click it to play it now, or right click and select "save link as" to copy the file to your hard drive. Song now playing is "Come As You Are" by Nirvana. These MIDI's should give you some kind of idea of my music taste....
File name Name of song / Artist
| Come As You Are (Nirvana) | |
| Let It Be (The Beatles) | |
| Basket Case (Green Day) | |
| Here Comes The Sun (The Beatles) | |
| Imagine (John Lennon) | |
| All Aplogies (Nirvana) | |
| No Woman, No Cry (Bob Marley) | |
| All I Want (Alanis Morrisette) | |
| Soul Man (Sam and Dave) | |
| I'll Stick Around (Foo Fighters) | |
| Black Hole Sun (Soundgarden) | |
| Monkeywrench (Foo Fighters) | |
| About A Girl (Nirvana) | |
| Come Out And Play (Offspring) | |
| You Oughtta Know (Alanis Morrisette) | |
| This Is A Call (Foo Fighters) | |
| Hey Jude (The Beatles) | |
| Purple Haze (Jimi Hendrix) | |
| You Really Got Me Going (The Kinks) | |
| Sliver (Nirvana) | |
| Hey Joe (Jimi Hendrix) | |
| Bullet With Butterfly Wings (Smashing Pumpkins) | |
| Love Rollercoaster (Red Hot Chili Peppers) | |
| The Wind Cries Mary (Jimi Hendrix) | |
| Disarm (Smashing Pumpkins) | |
| All Along The Watchtower (Bob Dylan) | |
| Whats The Frequency Kenneth? (R.E.M.) | |
| Crosstown Traffic (Jimi Hendrix) | |
| 1979 (Smashing Pumpkins) | |
| The Man Who Sold The World (David Bowie) | |
| Today (Smashing Pumpkins) | |
| Dont Look Back In Anger (Oasis) | |
| Tonight, Tonight (Smashing Pumpkins) | |
| Champagne Supernova (Oasis) | |
| Rocket (Smashing Pumpkins) |
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