Things guys should know about girls:
>> 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
>> 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you
enjoy
>> listening.
>> 3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
>> 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
>> 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's
>like.
>> 6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;
doing
>> something sweet will always get you off the hook.
>> 7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.
>> 8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want
>rela
>> tionships.
>> 9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
>> 10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not
>us.
>> 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
>> 12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
>> 13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,
>apologize
>> .
>> 14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
>> 15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
>> 16. We are DrAmA queens.
>> 17. Fashion police do exist.
>> 18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just
>might
>> get it.
>> 19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
>systems,
>> paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
>> 20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
>> 21.eWe don't shave our legs evryday so get over it.
>> 22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
>> 23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatte or
>beard
>> or mustache looks, we hate it.
>> 24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt
>other
>> strange gases from your body, it is not.
>> 25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers
>are
>> fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever
>will
>> with hers)
>> 26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
>> 27. We are beautiful at all times.
>> 28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
>us
>> we aren't.
>> 29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat
>> guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you
>piss
>> in the toilet and not on it.
>> 30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't
>forget
>> it.

and written by a guy friend

What girls seem to know but refuse to admit knowing...