WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in the bedroom. (Judy, 8)
Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife! (Tom, 5)
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. (Mike, 10)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding. (Jim, 10)
It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I stopped doing it. (Jean, 10)
THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them! (Lynette, 9)
It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble. (Kenny, 7)
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular. (Jan, 9)
I think you're suppose to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't suppose to be so painful. (Harlen, 8)
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life. (Roger, 9)
If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long. (Leo, 7)
HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS
You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you. (Doug, 7)
It might help to watch soap operas all day. (Carin, 9)
Kissing Roses/Kissing Kids
