* You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wing Fighter is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the task of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
* Wookies are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
* You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
* You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
* If you hear...."Luke, I am your father...... and your uncle...."
