There is at least one in every high school. (Two in mine) A person whose putrid body odor, disgusting eating habits, and general lack of personal hygiene makes it virtually impossible to stay in the same room with them for more than 30 seconds. What you are about to read is a tribute to one of these people. The Twelve Day's Before Christmas (Julie Version) and Julie The Snot Nosed Lardo were written in collaboration with my best friend Dawn in early December 1997.
WARNING!: What you are about to read is based upon the reactions of real people and may be considered offensive. The names have been changed to protect the innocent and the hygienically challenged. It is highly recommended to all sensitive readers that you return to the homepage now. Reader descression is advised. For those readers who are not easily offended please click Next to continue.
