JULIE THE SNOT NOSED LARDO
You know Jason, and Slasher, and
Freddy, and Chuckie,
Pin head, and Carry, and
Satan, and Barney,
but do you recall
the most gruesome monster of all?
 
Oh Julie the snot nose lardo...lardo
had a very drippy nose...like a faucet
and if you ever saw it...saw it
you would say she needs to blow...use a kleenex
 
All of the other students...students
use to laugh and call her names...like retarded
they never liked that Julie...Julie
they wished she would just go away...for eternity

Then one bleak and dismal day
someone came to say
Julie with your nose so wet
why don't you move to Tibet
 
Oh how the students loathed her...loathed her
she made them want to run and scream...in terror
they never liked that Julie...Julie
and are happy she is a distant memory...WOO HOO!
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