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Me in three words.

Student, Innumerate.

In more words.

- Engineering student.

- Dark.

- Secret.

- Bright yellow.

- Gamer. (see computer games, card games, et al)

- Overexplicit.

- Out of ideas.

- Sane inside insanity.

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The Repository Of All Things Geek

geek (gi:k) n Slang.

1 a boring and unattractive social misfit. 2 a degenerate.
[C19: probably variant of Scottish geck fool, from Middle Low German geck]
8 ’geeky adj

(Collins English Dictionary, Fourth Australian Edition 1998, © HarperCollins Publishers)

computer geek (10011011:10011110) n Slang.

1 a boring and unattractive social misfit whom knows what a megabyte is. 2 any person who never sleeps due to an unquenchable desire to stay up late at night using a computer usually of the personal computer type. Note: not necessarily an internet geek.
[C64: probably a variant of Scottish compretto geck, or engineering geek]

internet geek (http://www.internet.geek.com/ :) n Slang.

1 a boring and unattractive social misfit whom understands what http stands for. 2 any person who never sleeps due to an unquenchable desire to stay up late at night using the internet. 3 any person who signs a letter with :). 4 someone who *grins* and rolls on the floor laughing a lot. Note: not necessarily a computer geek.
[ICQ: probably a variant of Scottish internetic geck, or chatting geek]

quinternet geek (http://www.10101110.megabyte.com/ :) n Slang.

1 a boring and unattractive social misfit who *grins* and rolls on the floor laughing a lot about megabytes. 2 any person who never sleeps due to an unquenchable desire to stay up late at night using the internet to download more RAM. 3 see Star Trek.
[PC: probably a variant of Scottish quintessence geck, or all encompassing geek]
8 ’queeky adj

(Extract from "A Night Of Excess", short story by your's truly!)

More "geek" definitions.

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The As Yet Unamed Story

Geeky Thought For The Month

When faced with adversity it is highly likely that your average geek will do the most honorable thing possible. That is to say they will collapse in a horrid mess of saliva and quivering muscles. This of course will have the effect of making the would be attacker run in fright, especially if the would be attacker is also a geek and is expecting a peculiar Star Trek alien to emerge from the still beating heart of the victim. The geek will then wipe the saliva away from his mouth and say "Oh yeah! I showed him!"

/End thought for the month.

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