If you don't eat your meat, you cant have any pudding!!!
WELCOME to EOD news, yesterday's news...tomorrow!! Hallo, Joe! A new movie review (of Scary Movie is up, as well as two new stories. Coming soon, I'll have an EOD Radio broadcast up, with bullshit from around the globe! Enjoy!
Metaphysical menace: the overlord Mrglfgl seen just at the edge of the known universe.
SPACE-NASA scientists recently discovered the above photo of Mrglfgl, a tyrannical being who has set his sights on wiping out the human race. The picture was taken by the hubble space telescope two months ago, but there was a mix-up at the Wal-Mart Photo Lab that took WAY more than one hour to develop them. No one from Wal-Mart could be reached for questioning, and when "Photo Joe" from the commercials was confronted outside his home he said: "Get the hell away from me you freaks! I don't even really work there!" Mrglfgl is packing, scientists claim, a gigantic death ray, capable of nuetronizing all existence, and a countdown to his destruction. On September 1, 2000, Mrglfgl launched his own Web site listing a number of reasons for his hatred of earth. The date for earth's destruction was one year from that day. For a to the second countdown to the apocalypse, go towww.geocities.com/mrglfgl and look for more reports here from Every Other Day News...
Man awakens from coma; says he was 'Not in a coma'
NEW YORK CITY, Ny- Gordon Lipschitz of the Bronx was release from the hospital yesterday after recovering from a coma he said he was never in. Mr. Lipschitz had this to say. Click here for audio.
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