nice try. Get a life
Laura
This is my favorite of the messages. Short, sweet, and to the
point. Laura is a really great author, but she's not all that generous,
now, is she?
I'll give the money you need, provided that in return you give me $100,000 and become my indentured servent for a lifetime--yours.
This is an alluring offer indeed, but it is not what I created
this page for. Sending me money is an opportunity, not something to bargain
about.
I wanna send you $30,000 i am Travis Schoppmeyer
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or e-mail me at:lapanlapan@hotmail.com
I've got money to spare!!!
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See, this is a ...what? He fell for it? Yes!
The grand total will be changed as soon as we get payments from Derek/Travis.
This is &^%#^$#@. I live on Pluto. If you meet me on Saturn I shall give you Thirty Thousand Dollars. Offer expires at midnight. Love your site. Very logical. HAHA
If only he knew.
when I make a million I will send you thirty thousand. should be less than 6 years
What? After, all I have given you, I only get three percent? What
kind of a deal is this?
I don't have $30,000.00, but I do have a broken gonk. If I send you that, you might be able to sell it for $30,000.00. Maybe even more if you know how to fix it and promise to tell the purchaser how he can fix it too.
Thanks...uhh, what?
as soon as someone gives me $6 million i'll give you the thrity thousand.
At first, this struck me as a bad deal, then I thought to myself,
"Hey! If everyone sent me .5% of his income, the world would be a much
better place." And coming from those smart guys at Dow, it has to be right.
I want to be mentioned on your page. I don't have any money at to give you but you could give me some if you want.
Life long or don't, I don't care. I've wasted my life... now waste you're money.
http://www.dur.ac.uk/~d61f9p/money.html
Why do you think that I would make a link to your
page, huh? What makes your
page better than all of the rest of these "Send Me Money" pages? I
am sorry, Sammy, but there is no way I will link to your
page. Just deal with it.
Let me be your coach and I'll help you make $30,000 every month starting in 90 days! I'm serious!
Bob
I think that Bob has quite a concept here. A reasonable fee for
his service could be $60,000 per month, which would yield 100% profit.
(Hey, it worked on a "2 Stupid Dogs" cartoon.)
You only ask for $30,000. I have an extra $25 million. But why should I give it to you?
Simple! That's 833 1/3 installments! Steve definitely has the
right idea here.
I was considering answering your need, as it really is an ingenious idea, when it occured to me I had a very major obstacle: I did not have $30,000 to spare.
If you had asked for a much lower amount I might have been able to answer your request. Of course, I thought, this is just a steakhouse...
This got me thinking. Maybe it's not the nature of your request that keeps it unfulfilled, but where you're asking it. Have you considered the Digital Francescos? A political campaign fund-raising banquet? Or even a theme park restaurant (anyone idiot enough to pay $7 for a hot dog may cough up more up for even less of a reason)?
LogsMOLE really got me thinking. Right now, I'm looking on the
lines of "Adopt-A-Steakhouse"
Why stop at $30,000. Make it $50.000 and we will split the other $20.000 just for using my idea. Good luck in your fantasy adventure. I really mean that.
Teresa
Okinawa Japan
This is a great suggestion from our neighbors overseas, but as
well as I could figure, I would still be down $29,970 from the goal of
Thirty Thousand. Must be that new Japanese
math.
Pamela Anderson Lee
HI MY NAME IS PAMELA ANDERSON LEE AND I AM MARRIED TO A FREAK GIVE ME ME me me me me 30,000 for a face lift so I LOOK DIFFRENT SO I CAN RUN AWAY TO YOU
After receiving this somewhat unusual message, I tried several
times to contact Pamela. She won't even return my calls? What gives?
Go back to The Send Me Thirty Thousand Dollars!
home page.