People Who Didn't Send Me
Thirty Thousand Dollars


Some people just haven't realized the immense possibilities entailed in sending me Thirty Thousand Dollars. They don't realize just how much stuff I would be able to buy.


Laura Greenback

nice try. Get a life
Laura

This is my favorite of the messages. Short, sweet, and to the point. Laura is a really great author, but she's not all that generous, now, is she?


Ken Cam

I'll give the money you need, provided that in return you give me $100,000 and become my indentured servent for a lifetime--yours.

This is an alluring offer indeed, but it is not what I created this page for. Sending me money is an opportunity, not something to bargain about.


Derek Lapanamos

I wanna send you $30,000 i am Travis Schoppmeyer
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or e-mail me at:lapanlapan@hotmail.com

I've got money to spare!!!
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See, this is a ...what? He fell for it? Yes!

The grand total will be changed as soon as we get payments from Derek/Travis.


Cliff Cedar

This is &^%#^$#@. I live on Pluto. If you meet me on Saturn I shall give you Thirty Thousand Dollars. Offer expires at midnight. Love your site. Very logical. HAHA

If only he knew.


LC257@aol.com

when I make a million I will send you thirty thousand. should be less than 6 years

What? After, all I have given you, I only get three percent? What kind of a deal is this?


Liam Cody

I don't have $30,000.00, but I do have a broken gonk. If I send you that, you might be able to sell it for $30,000.00. Maybe even more if you know how to fix it and promise to tell the purchaser how he can fix it too.

Thanks...uhh, what?


mclauss@dow.com

as soon as someone gives me $6 million i'll give you the thrity thousand.

At first, this struck me as a bad deal, then I thought to myself, "Hey! If everyone sent me .5% of his income, the world would be a much better place." And coming from those smart guys at Dow, it has to be right.


Sam

I want to be mentioned on your page. I don't have any money at to give you but you could give me some if you want.

Life long or don't, I don't care. I've wasted my life... now waste you're money.

http://www.dur.ac.uk/~d61f9p/money.html

Why do you think that I would make a link to your page, huh? What makes your page better than all of the rest of these "Send Me Money" pages? I am sorry, Sammy, but there is no way I will link to your page. Just deal with it.


Mimi & Bob Peterson

Let me be your coach and I'll help you make $30,000 every month starting in 90 days! I'm serious!

Bob

I think that Bob has quite a concept here. A reasonable fee for his service could be $60,000 per month, which would yield 100% profit. (Hey, it worked on a "2 Stupid Dogs" cartoon.)


Steve Lannon

You only ask for $30,000. I have an extra $25 million. But why should I give it to you?

Simple! That's 833 1/3 installments! Steve definitely has the right idea here.


LogsMOLE@aol.com

I was considering answering your need, as it really is an ingenious idea, when it occured to me I had a very major obstacle: I did not have $30,000 to spare.

If you had asked for a much lower amount I might have been able to answer your request. Of course, I thought, this is just a steakhouse...

This got me thinking. Maybe it's not the nature of your request that keeps it unfulfilled, but where you're asking it. Have you considered the Digital Francescos? A political campaign fund-raising banquet? Or even a theme park restaurant (anyone idiot enough to pay $7 for a hot dog may cough up more up for even less of a reason)?

LogsMOLE really got me thinking. Right now, I'm looking on the lines of "Adopt-A-Steakhouse"


Teresa

Why stop at $30,000. Make it $50.000 and we will split the other $20.000 just for using my idea. Good luck in your fantasy adventure. I really mean that.

Teresa
Okinawa Japan

This is a great suggestion from our neighbors overseas, but as well as I could figure, I would still be down $29,970 from the goal of Thirty Thousand. Must be that new Japanese math.


Pamela Anderson Lee

HI MY NAME IS PAMELA ANDERSON LEE AND I AM MARRIED TO A FREAK GIVE ME ME me me me me 30,000 for a face lift so I LOOK DIFFRENT SO I CAN RUN AWAY TO YOU

After receiving this somewhat unusual message, I tried several times to contact Pamela. She won't even return my calls? What gives?


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