Benji's Luv Shack

Shalom my little love puppets. I Benji Caspi from land of Israel. The English of me is, how you say, cacka, so please forgive grammar bad. I am here to help you do woman. Man know aleady that woman is tough bitch, so I help you with my guide to control bitch and also be good love machine. You learn my guide and you learn to know mystery of making woman horny. I show you how to do woman with my experience of many many years of doing woman.

- Know that woman is human, sometimes you must talk to woman to make woman be horny for you. - Keep bitch sweet, buy woman gift so she stay horny for you, money no object when woman want you to buy for her. - Do not be, how you say, possessive. Possessive bad, woman no horny for you if you follow her to toilet to wipe woman ass, woman no like you wipe ass, she wipe own ass. Woman ass good, love woman ass but no wipe woman ass. - Do not let woman know when you bone other woman. It is ok to bone other bitch if you no remember. - Wear trousers, you must show woman she is bitch and you are king of house, but no too much or she no horny for you. - When jerk off, woman must not know. Woman no like wanking man, wanking man bad. - If woman receive bone with other man, you kill bitch until she dead. Woman bang you = good, woman bang not you = bad. Woman must die very much when she bang other man. - Respect woman, you no bone woman if woman no want to receive bone. Bone woman bad, woman no like bone unless she horny. - If woman have bone-worthy friend, you tell woman you want friend also to join when it is banging time. If woman say no, you stab woman with big hunting knife and she die and then you bone friend of dead bitch. - If you no have boner this mean you important, you go to doctor and he fix boner with importance pill. To be important is bad. - When woman have the PMT fanny blood, she moan like fucking whore and she no horny. When woman no horny she must die. Kill woman once a month so she no moan like fucking cunt. Kill woman good. I like kill woman but don't tell mummy or cops.