Shai's Faaaaabulous Art Gallery!!!

Hiya boys!!! (and girls). Several months ago as a birthday suprise, my daddy inserted a huge pencil into my pencil case and ever since then I have been experimenting with my passion for art (mmmmm.......... men). I feel that I have developed a flair for drawing, (mmmmm.......... men wearing fishnet tights). Here you will find some of my finest work immortally preserved via the medium of 'internet' (mmmmm.......... men eating biscuits). I really hope that you like my work and that it inspires you to follow your dream, whether it be wet or otherwise (mmmmm.......... men dressed in the style of slick-haired 1950s crafty cockney conmen ritually dancing round an 8 foot statue of George Michael while singing the Village People's number 1 hit single, 'In The Navy' and playing banjos). Enjoy.......

All my life I have wanted to photograph a fat little naked boy with no willy and finally my wish came true last week when I kidnapped young Desmond here and got some snaps of his Michelin Man skin with my camera. Just look at the joy on Desmond's face as he sits on the bed thinking about milky tits and baby oil. That was one hell of a night!!!

This is my dead best friend, the late Jonathan Fromm. This picture was taken just before he was shot by the arab army during the Gulf War. Hilariously, I used to call him J-Fro in the abbreviated style of Jenifer Lopez!!!!!!! How queer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I call this one, 'Be Careful What You Bum, it Just Might Be a Dinosaur Dick'. I was inspired by the time I was walking around Meanwood Farm and I noticed a poodle humping a tree. Oh, the splintered agony of the poor little rampant bugger. It was most exciting!!!

This is most certainly one my favourite photographs from my portfolio. The little ginger boy is my ex, his name is Edward. We had to split up because it didn't feel right taking advantage of this poor headless young chap. He's a bit of a looker though!

This picture has no title as I feel that it would ruin the abstract feel of the picture. I drew this picture at a time in my life when my singing career was on a slump. I had to dig so deep within myself to find the images to express my feelings. During self-analysis I found that I hate myself and all human life, but then I discovered hardcore gay porn!!!

This picture is taken from my favourite film, 'Toy Story 3: Andy's New Dildo.' You must see it, it's a classic. I just love the scene when Buzz Lightyear uses his Woody for the first time!!! And the bit with Mr Potato Head is getting potato heads off Mrs Potato head and his mouth falls off!!!!!

Ah..... this brings back memories of old times when I was 100 metre bonkathon world champion, me and my good friend Kenneth were famous the world over as we butt-fucked our way to Olympic glory.

This here is my impression of what would happened if a chicken mated with a member of the Batone family. That's just soooooo gay!!!

This photo was taken backstage at my first ever Backstreet Boys concert. I had won backstage passes by entering a competition on www.turdonyournose.org. I had a wonderful time, the boys were most friendly as you can see!!!

This picture reflects the discrimination and stereoptypical attitudes of army bosses when recruiting for the army. It's all true aswell! I couldn't shoot a fit guy!!!