The Mo-Fo Megillicuty Haiku

See below for the amazing Megillicuty Bonus!!!!

Megillicuty sure enjoys pogram cider he loves Jews, do you?

Directly to your left, you might have the grand opportunity to visualize the mighty Megillicuty in the mo-fo flesh.

Please be so kind as to support your local cider mill in conglomeration with your local fire-hydrant repair facility.

Megillicuty Bonus:

Folks, this is no joke. Here is the business card of the one and only Troy McClure! Yes, you heard me right,  Troy McClure!!!!!

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