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Despite what rumors may be floating around here, I did not join the circus or a band of "deadheads" and leave public society on a lifelong quest for the ultimate thrill of sheepdom. No, my friends... I prefer the lifestyle of the lemming, thank you very much. They know how to let you know the party's over, by gum, and nobody can argue when it comes time to close down shop.
Actually, my screenplay took up a big chunk of life/free time so if you can find THAT little Easter Egg around this site, let me know what you think... :) I'm not gonna make this one easy!
On the personal news front, I've been singing my heart out. This may cause problems in the future, as I've heard you NEED a heart, but that is only because there's something comforting in a pulse that you just don't get from Chee-tos. Sure it's not easy being cheesy, but it's even stickier sans a ticker... Perhaps I should choose more cardio-friendly songs? Have to ask William Shatner for advice on that one.
Famous last words: "I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids!"
Rule #10:
I regret that I have but one nephew to give for my country... Need to talk to my sister and brother about correcting that.
Rule #9:
"Climb every mountain, ford every stream, follow every rainbow..." Jeez... when do you find time for a nap?
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Rule #7: Okay, if it's not polite to point should we spend our time chastising compasses?
Rule #6: Disco lives despite being "dead"... The resurrection chant goes as follows: "S-A... T-U-R... D-A-Y... Night!"
Rule #5:
Movies are great escapism. Anyone who feels differently has never had to untangle their lives 70mm at a time.
Rule #4: You'd think with all the money health clubs make they could afford to put an air conditioner in the sauna...
Rule #3: The only problem I have with the bi-polar lifestyle is that people shouldn't focus so much on what bears do in private.
Rule #2: Rants - They're not just for Dennis Miller anymore.
Rule #1: If you want to see the last opening screen, click here. Some things never change... :)
And the winner is!
Rule #I:
"Mareseatoats anddoeseatoats, Andlittlelambseativy..."
(Translation:
Remember, it's all in fun, so if I offend someone with something here, let everyone know. I could use the publicity.
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One other thing. I do not use "placeholder" links to pages that say they are under construction, and I do not use frames. I have very little Java here, which makes this place easier to live with than a Tasmanian Devil with a toothache. As with any web page, this is a work in progress. The key difference is that if there is a link here, it is live or it is gone... Let me know if you find something that takes you into Bermuda without your shorts. Thanks!
Questions or comments? e-mail ptyrtl@geocities.com
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