You can learn a lot about a person by looking at his enemies.  Well, not quite enemies in this case, just the weird people who populate his life.  (Who all can figure that I threw this web page together at the last minute.  I'm going to make it earlier next month.  Sure I am.)

MORE OF THE ROGUE'S GALLERY

Lucrita, Queen of the Undead:  She skulks the streets at night, searching for victims.  Her undead appetite knows no bounds.  She frightens the patrons of the local coffee house as she wanders around in her black shawl.

Jo:  "No one knows that I'm a lesbian."  No, they don't.  Most people who see her say, "She's a man, baby!"  It's one thing to be in denial of your own sexuality, but it's completely different to be in denial of everyone else being in denial of your sexuality.  I've in my life never seen such a homophobic lesbian in my life.
 
Disco Captain Kangaroo:  It's Captain Kangaroo, in disco clothes.  But he doesn't act like that lovable kiddie icon, he's a real jerk.  He throws money at people, he steals coffee if you don't watch him, he makes messes, and he's an ignorant shit.  He needs a turn receiving special love from the "Magical Musical Beatdown Stick".

More Agents of V.A.G.R.A.N.T.:  Those rapscallions are still at it.  World conquest is their goal.

Cup O' Vagrant:  This stinky freak's M.O. is to buy soup in Styrofoam cups with his sticky nickels.  He packs the soup up with salt and pepper, half of which spills on the counter, and doesn't bother to clean up his packets.  After that, he puts the soup in the microwave and overflows the soup because he heats it too long.  Personally, I'd like to stuff him in the microwave, but that would make an even bigger mess.  Oh well.