I bet that you are wondering what the future holds for everyone's favorite celebrities.  Of course you do, I know because I have psychic powers.  I shall use those same powers to peer into the murky depths of time.

Kathy Lee Gifford:  Dementia sets in early for this one, and she becomes scatologically obsessed.  "Oh, Reg.  Cody did a potty today!"  "That's nice Kathy Lee, buy he 27 years old!"  Rebelling against her mother's stanch Christian beliefs, daughter Cassidy eventually becomes a grunge rock princess that frightens even Trent Reznor, Courtney Love, and Marylin Manson.  Unable to adopt her "little China doll" asian baby, Kathy Lee gets an asian doll, and claims that she's, "Really good at math."

Cher:  The ghost of Sonny is still talking to Cher in a decade, and he tells her to remake I've got you babe with Marylin Manson.  Sonny also tells her to continue getting plastic surgery.  Cher will tell her plastic surgeon that she wants to look like her character in Mask, but unfortunately, she'll resemble her movie son more.  In 2009, during an appearance on Jay Leno's show, her skin will be stretched so tight that it will pop, her skin will split, and her face will fall off.

Glam Rock Bands of the '80's:  In 2020, tired of being unemployed, Warrant, Ratt, Winger, Whitesnake, Wasp, Poison, and a bunch of other bands whose names I can't remember get together and create a reunion tour.  The concerts are dubbed the "Monsters of Suck", and it spirals downward from there.  Throngs of geriatric women squeeze themselves into their old stretch pants, adult diapers showing through and tease their blue hair way up high to attend the concerts.  Tragedy strikes when their tour bus breaks down in the desert, and everyone forgets that they ever existed.  Interestingly enough, Blues Traveler, Hootie and the Blow Fish, and the Dave Matthew's Band will get together for a "Monsters of Frat Rock" tour.  But during a cross country plain flight, they will all suffocate from John Popper's fragrant aromas.

Sean "Puffy" Combes:  We won't have to put up with his musical career too much longer.  After his fifteen minutes of fame are over, Puff Daddy will be forced to take a job at a women's shoe store.  He'll work there for a few weeks, but he will be fired because he compulsively unable to wear a shirt.  He takes to watching infomercials on late night TV, and eventually chokes to death on a can of "processed can meat".