Check your rose-colored glasses at the door folks, you've entered the Septi-verse.
The top of the news, Monica Lewinsky finally admitted to having an affair with President Clinton. The world was stunned into slacked-jaw silence when she then admitted that the Pope was Catholic, and that the Earth indeed revolves around the Sun! In a related story, my life somehow remains unaffected.
Steven Speilberg's new movie Saving Private Ryan is on the top at the box office. The first fifteen minutes are so gory and traumatic, that a toll free number has been set up through Veteran support programs for solders that suffer trauma from it. (Nothing like a movie that gives back to the audience. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, at least.) Although there's ultra-violence in the movie (and from what I hear, violence is and important part of war) people connected to the movie say that the gore is necessary to show the horrors of battle. It's nice to know that it take Tom Hanks and Steven Speilberg to let us know that war is bad.
Not to make light of tragedy, but why do all of the psychos live in Montana? Also, it seems that there is a felony hat trick for the cast of Diff'rnt Strokes. Now that little red headed boy need to commit some crimes to make it complete.
I've been watching South Park for two months now, and I've been enjoying it immensely. The only problem that I have with the show is that they kill poor Kenny every episode. But I have an idea to satisfy the blood-thirsty throngs. They should kill a celebrity guest on each episode. Who wouldn't like to hear "Oh my God! They killed Kenny G!" Here's a list of celebrities that I would like to see on South Park if this were the case.
New to the Septi-Verse, internet post cards! Click on Virtual Post Cards, and through the magic of the internet, you will be whisked away to the virtual greeting page. Click the links to see the selection, then send them to your friends. Also I'm proud to announce my other new feature, internet write-in game, What's My Damage? Our celebrity guest this month is Jesse Camp, Mtv VJ.
On this month's Septi-Page you can see even more of my rogues on About Septy. Celebrity prediction in Glimpse into the Future. See the Get Real World and find South Park downloads in Links N' Stuff. Learn how not to get on my True Tales of Stupidity. Find out why Nintendo annoys me, read about science finding God, and see the religious right in Tirade. Then everyone who is new can revisit all of my old pages in Previous Septi-Pages.
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