Someone is remaking The Mod Squad.  Then I head that someone is making a live action Inspector Gadget movie.  I cried tears of blood for hours after hearing that.  Here's a movie that you can look forward to.

    The Dukes of Hazzard.  Starring Ben Afflic, Matt Damon, Jenny McCarthy.  With Sean Connery as Uncle Jessy, Marlon Brando as Boss Hogg, and Jim Carrey as Rosco P. Coaltrain.  Also with that dog from Fraiser as "Cooter".

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    Let's hear what some have said about my mystic powers.

    "I was amazed.  He told me that I was moving to Europe.  There was no possible way that he could have know that I was taking a job in New Jersey!"  -Mona

    "I told him that I lived with my mother and that I'm 30, and he said I have very little experience with the opposite sex and that most women laugh at me." -Carl

    "He told me that the president put Secret Service agents in my swimming pool, and took naked photos of my daughter.  I knew it, and he backed me up.  I'm going to run for president as soon as I get those agents out of my pool." -Ross

    "I talked to him for just a few minutes, and Septy told me things that I didn't even know about myself.  He told me that I was abducted by aliens when I was a child, and that I'm so addle-brained because my head was caught in a vice when I was young.  It was amazing." -Jackie

    "After putting me on hold for three hours to consult his runes, Septy said that I am gullible and easily manipulated.  He said that people were trying to take all of my money unless I gave it all to him.  I was reluctant, but he said that someone was going to break into my house and take all of the money I hide under my mattress.  If I hadn't given my money to him, someone would have taken it all from me.  Thanks Septy!" -Zack