It's my birthday, so what did you get me?  You've officially entered the Septi-Verse, the Crappiest Place on Earth  It's OK if you didn't get me anything...  as long as you fix that oversight soon.

    A case study to consider.  On the cover of Time magazine last month, a picture of the President with the caption "It's no one's business but ours."  Is this irony or paradox?  I hate to say it, but he could have avoided this whole mess by using his public perception to his advantage.  If he would have said that he had relations with Monica, no one would have believed him, (since we have learned not to trust the first thing that he says.) and Ken Starr would have just shriveled up and went away.  The sad part is all of the interest that news is foisting upon us.  Why are people acting surprised by all of this?  It's not like people didn't know that his morals are loose, that was obvious from the first election.  (Passing up the painfully obvious pun.)  So let's get over it and move on, shall we?  Good, on to the bitterness!

    Dan Quale is thinking about running for president!  He's back, and ready for more abuse!  The wish of Jay Leno and every other comedian on Earth may be a step closer, Dan Quale announced that he may toss his hat in the ring for the Republican ticket.  Hoping to lure him in so that he can be tormented yet some more, most everyone has been very nice to Danny-boy

    In the category of horrifying news, the ex-wife of Steven Tyler, lead singer of Aerosmith, has recently disclosed that she has photos of him that she is going to print in an up coming book.  The pictures are of the two in "intimate" situations are going to be published in a book about his years before he struck fame.  Personally, I wonder why she wishes to release the photographs; besides the shear enjoyment of hearing the entire country vomit simultaneously.

    Happy birthday to me.  Titanic was released on video.  It made trillions of dollars in the theaters, and expect to sell billions of copies.  Personally I have never watched the damn thing, I feel that it is just too damn popular for me to get any enjoyment out of.  Also Leonardo DeCraprio starred in it.  I have no respect for an actor who's goal in life is to be as good of an actor as the turtle with the same name.  Also, could someone please feed him?  Next, I know the ending.  A little surprise is nice in a movie.  It would have been nice if someone put Hanson on the boat when it sank, and used some hyper-realism in the filming.  One chance to get the shot, but when done right the rewards (of them drowning) would be well worth it. Of course the greatest love movie of all time is some silly hetero vehicle, but hey, at least Greg Kinear played a nice little stereotypical homo in that movie As Good As It Gets, so I guess that we should be pacified.

    And let me mention it, August 31st is the one year anniversary of Princess Diana's death.  No candles in the wind here, but why don't you visit my Diana: A Princess Remembered page?

   So what else is up at bat in the old Septi-Pages this month?  Even more annoying people in About Septy.  What do the satisfied customers of my psychic counseling have to say on Glimpse into the Future.  Visit more of Cyber Chic and learn why some one hates Jesse Camp in Links N' Stuff.  It's dumpster divin' mania in True Tales of Stupidity.  The economy sucks, and some classes to help future grads in Tirade.  The winner of the Jesse Camp contest in What's My Damage.  Check out my virtual post cards and send greeting to your friends, or other people you don't quite like...  And top that all off with a visit to the Previous Septi-Pages.
 

    As always, if you want to send e-mail, write to septy@geocities.com.  Also Sign Guestbook, then View my Guestbook to see what the other satisfied customers had to say.  All of this is brought to you for free from the nice folks a GeoCities.  In fact if you like my page, get your own too.  It's big fun!
 
 

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