One of the tabloid magizines printed that they
had found a 2000 year old letter from Jesus, and they printed it in their
magizine. I know that he was an amazing guy and all, but how did
he write a letter when he was negitive two years old? We know that
had to be faked, but my scientits have found a 1984 year old letter from
Jesus. Here it is in its intierty.
Dear Mom,I healed a leper today. Camp is lots of fun. They taught us how to make fire by rubbing sticks together. I kept making it rain to put all of the other kids fires out. Ha ha! I won a swimming contest yesterday, but they disqualified me because I didn't go in the water. They said that walking on it didn't count. I was robbed.But most of the kids like me here. All of the older kids want me to come to their parties because they saw me turn water into wine. I'm not even going to show them what I can do to sheets of paper.
Anyway, I've got to go. It's fishes and loaves night, and if I don't get there early they'll run out.
Love you,
Jesus.P.S. Do you have to keep appearing as a vision in front of all of my friends when we are showering? It's kinda embarrassing.