All of the sutpidity that trapes through our lives.  I've been getting these off of the news beacuse thoses bastards who come into my store aren't doning anything funny, just stupid.  They'll come in and ask dumb things like: "How do you work this straw?"

I FORGET, IS IT WILLAIM TELL OR SAM ADDAMS?
    The hand of Darwin has been busy lately.  Last month there was a guy who wacked himself with his vacuume, this month, a good argument against everyone's right to free-arms.

    Two drunk guys in Kentucky (What not New Jersey?) got drunk and one decided to show how terrific of a marksman he is by shooting a can off of his friend's head.  Needless to say, he aimed too low, and shot his friend in the head.  He died later, no word if the shooter is going to face jail time right now.

    Now, (This is a mini-tirade) I think that people should have the right to have weapons, unless you want those weapons too much.  If you want a pistol for self-defense, that's ok; a couple of rifles for hunting, sure; if you need an arsonol because those evil left-wing commie bastards are trying to take over, no.  There are some people who don't need high power weapons.  It's sad that you have to go to school and get licenced to paint fingernails for a living, but it takes barely a background check to get semi-automatic weapons.  Oy!