WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Dogs don't cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dogs time in the bathroom is confined to one quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call them when your running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous others dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
A dogs disposition stays the same all month long.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dogs parent never visits.
Dogs love car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly,
you
can shoot it.
Dogs like beer.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
You never have to wait for a dog as they are ready to go
24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs never want foot rubs.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk.
Dogs can't talk.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
...thanks m²
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