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Topic: The Confused Philisopher and His Love
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Do you want to get to
know John better? Learn more about his insights, his fantacies and his visions. If you are
that nossy then you have came to the right place. Here at John's Interview portion,
a series of featured questions are asked on behalf of thehost in order for you to get a
better look on him.
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Dear
Mr. Ngo,
How would you describe your perfect DATE?
Sincerely,
Juan Dela Cruz |
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Hrmmm... a
tough question... Well, I think the perfect date is on the 29th because it
only happens once in four years.
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What do you call 1,000 lawyers
chained to the bottom of the ocean?
- Reverend Lovejoy of Springfield |
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A good start!!!
That's funny, and it's perfectly ethical to tell that joke, while it pertains to
what would be a sinful action were it ever committed (a drowning of lawyers). So I don't
think we can say that a joke is necessarily wrong if it pertains to sin.
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What do you call a car with wooden wheels,
chairs, engines and tires... |
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It WOODEN start! |
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Do you believe on the saying..."Two
wrong's don't make one thing right?" |
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Yeps! Defenitely! However, three lefts make
a RIGHT. |
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When sign makers go on strike,
is anything written on their picket signs?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't
afraid to have a chapter 11? |
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My homework is a juicy
steak, RARELY DONE!
Life is sexually transmitted.
Democracy: 4 wolves and a lamb voting for lunch..
To err is human, to blame someone else is politics.
43.3% of statistics are meaningless |
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