Relapse, and other catastrophies
Not that I have anything against cats, though.
Vital Statistics
(Well, vital if u are a really sick person)Name: Colin Richard MORRIS
DOB: I don't. I grin and bear it. (20 Apr. 1976)
Height: 187cm. Really. Says so on my Drivers Licence. Although, I was wearing shoes with ~1 inch think soles :)
Weight: Variable. Isn't everybodies? I mean, after u eat something...BOOM instant weight. And I'm NOT discussing the other way.
Gender: Male. (hehehe, take that all u people who LIVE on the "Sex: Yes Please" gag. I mean, sheesh)
Eyes: Hazely Brown. So I'm told. 2.
Hair: Black/Red. 1,234,556,678 at last count. So I got REALLY bored on my holidays.
Skin: Look a bit funny without it, wouldn't I? Whiteey-taned. With LOTS of hair and freckles. Yup, pretty icky.
Everything else is fairly stock standard really. Haven't had a tune-up yet, or the desire to "upgrade" anything to a "newer improved model". Breaking can be a bit of a problem, but I think my soles just need a re-tread. And, for those of you who are interested, I'm engaged! So NYARRR :P :P :P
Ah to hell with it, might as well provide a picture to go with it all, so look no further (supplied by Xanthra. See friends).
This is Me, with my Invisible Yoyo, and Battle Hat of Death, (see hobbies). And on your right, its me in the guantlet stuffing around with various weaver and wyld spirits (see hobbies again).
And, I suppose, for those who need to know.
Name: Cupboard
DOB: Eternal. Always was, is and will be.. very dependable. In the
original version of the Bible, Genesis started with "In the beginning, there
was the cupboard. And GOD looked upon it and spaketh "GRooooVY!"
Height: 10'
Weight: Depends on what it wants.
Gender: None. I mean, come ON. And no woody jokes
Eyes: None, unless u count knot holes, and key holes.
Hair: I'm not listening...
'Skin': Well, it looks like a generic wooden cupboard, but its
invulnerable.
In general appearance its like a mahogany cupboard (see home page for general
description). Other than that, its infinite on the inside, and can create
anything it wants. The first room you would see on entering is set up as a
general modern era living area. Complete with kitchen/bar, lounge room, and
wide-screen tv (yes, cable). Other corridors, doors lead off in all
directions (including floors and ceiling). Suffice to say, since its infinite
on the inside, anything is here, so be warned. It has been spiritually bonded
to Relapse's previous, current, and future incarnations for all time. Comes in
Really useful. There is only one other in existance, and that was a gift to Drea.
Colin Morris
C.Morris@mailbox.gu.edu.au
Date Last Modified: 12 Oct 1998
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