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Here are some cool sites (of course, all better than this stupid page) you might want to see:
Check out the best Internet sports site in the history of the world
Wondering what a movie's about on TV? Go check out iGuide's database of 30,000 movie reviews at
Download stuff for your computer at The Weather Channel Some of our so-called friend's pages: (notice there aren't very many

AASTA HEASLEY 16 year old girl with a weird name. Hasn't updated her page in years.
JOEY O'KERNICK Our best friend, this white boy is obsessed with Bob Dole and is an aspiring politican. Hasn't updated his page in years
FRIEND'S E-MAIL ADDRESSES If you are looking for a pen pal on the Internet, look no further since I have cooked up many of my friend's e-mail addresses. You should write them all. A lot of them might actually write you back. If you've wondering why anybody would want to befriend the Santras, ask them. Tip: Many of them enjoy being insulted

Joey O'Kernick Probably our best friend, this kid likes to strut, listens to rap and jazz, and loves Bob Dole. He likes to insult people.
Dr. G. Albert Popson This physics professor at WVA Wesylean College is one of the weirdest people we've ever met. But he's cool. So don't insult him.
Liz Trenkle Girl we met at gifted camp in WV. She lives in Florida, and the way she looks, she fits in perfectly.
Joe Moulden An old friend of ours who now lives in Washington, NC. He was a loser here, but I don't know now.
Marc Millstone Jewish sorta friend from Bridgeport with a big nose.
Brian Meredith Tall-ass blond pole who can't play a lick of ball. Probably biggest loser at Bridgeport, but we like his style.
Kim Hines If you saw this girl from Logan, you wouldn't understand why she even talked to us
Taylor Ford Biggest prep we've ever seen in our lives. Looks rich as hell, and he goes to Andover academy. Looks like he wants to take up after another Ford.

Remember, we don't even e-mail these people often.
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