BANOFFI BABE

Gary Barlow was born on Thanks Giving day, in England, so you can be sure that he was well on time for a hearty lunch. His father was a well known musician, who went by the name of Elton John. His other father, George, by name, was the proud owner of the Cadburys factory in Manchester. Gary was gifted with the brilliant musical talent of Elton, and a unique love for Cadburys chocolate. Elton would spend hours teaching Gary to play the piano and sing with a voice as powerfull as 5 Baileys and as sweet as a bowl of cream. George would spend time with Gary in the kitchen, teaching him to cook scrummy meals, and even scrummier puddings!! One day, George tought Gary how to make the ultimate desert, a secret desert, that had been passed down from father to son for many generations. It was called... "Banoffi Pie". When George tought Gary how to make this wonderfull creation, Gary was over-whelmed by the sweet, sugary, teantilising taste and vowed that never before had his taste buds tingeled in such a blissful way. Gary knew that this secret was just too good to keep, for Gary was generous man and liked to share the joys of cooking with as many people as possible. It just so happened that a man by the name of Nigel Martin-Smith was a lover of music, and after seeing a concert starring Elton, asked Elton if by any chance he would come and work for him. Elton refused politely, as he was very content working on his own. But he told Nigel of his son, and how he too, was a musical genius. Nigel came to meet Gary and asked to hear him sing. Gary obliged ans Nigel was astounded by the sheer skill of Gary and begged him to come and work for him. Gary agreed, because he could see now, that this would be the one sure way of sharing his knowledge of Banoffi Pie with the rest of the world. He met up with four other men and together they danced, sang and shared the secret of Banoffi.