April 25th, 2000 ..Peabody's Down Under.. Cleveland, Ohio by Mistress Missy

After work I went to the mall, bought me a pink Meow shirt from Hot Topic, came home, and got ready to go. So I picked up my friend, Reese, & headed off for Cleveland. We listened to Mindless the whole way there. We got there kind of late. The first band was halfway done. I remember they were saying that no one knew who they were and everyone was really there to see Mindless Indulgence. I thought it was funny they got the name wrong. I stole a cardboard poster thing and a frankenstein girl face off the wall.

So the first band finished, second one started and we went up front then. Gotta get in close b4 there is no room left. They were some metal goofy mofo's...didn't look they should be growling. So they finally finished and we waited forever for Mindless to come on. I ended up talking to this guy named Casey while I was waiting. So Steve, all decked out in all black with Bedwetter written in white down his pants, Vanessa, wearing a white dress, and Kitty,in her red Meow shirt, got up on stage and got all their equipment ready...but Urine was no where to be found. Just then I hear someone behind me yell "Play Pantyshot!" I turn around and he's right behind me, in the red suit, holding up a lit lighter. He smiled really big, used me as a prop and got up on stage. To tell you the truth, I can not for the life of me remember what songs were played. If I listen to the albums I can tell you what songs they were...but I'm too lazy to do so. I took as many pics as I could...though it was hard to hold my camera steady when I kept getting hit in the back by moshers. Urine jumped into the crowd alot. Reese ended up getting kicked in the head a few too many times so she went and sat down.

At one point Urine went back to the bar and got a beer, came back on stage...yelled out "Underage Drinking" and poured it on people who readily had their mouths open. At another point he actually went outside and sang from there. You could hear him say something like "What the fuck you looking are you looking at?" to someone walking by. When the words "buring for you baby" were sung, Urine pretended to be in Rammestein and set his sleeve on fire. Right B4 "Faggot" started some kid, who's name was Derek and it was his first concert ever, yelled at Jimmy, so Jimmy brought him up on stage and made him face the corner. There were alot of stage divers...or else it was the same people going up there again and again. This one kid went to jump out but Urine chased him around trying to pull down his pants. Well the kid got back on stage again, mooned everyone and Steve came over and licked his crack. All through the show they had been giving people things, such as newspapers they stole from the box office, bible pages, and Teen Magazine pics. I got Jordan Knight and I tore it up and threw it on stage. I'm suprised that the place didn't catch on fire with how much ripped up paper there was. During "Pussy All Night" a kid named Bill (aka Who Shot Jimmy Urine?) got up on stage and Urine annouced he was gonna make love to him. He got on top of Bill and made out with him hardcore.

Well the show was over and Urine told everyone to leave. No one listened. Infact, a bunch people jumped up on stage. I talked to Jimmy for a second, then jumped on stage to talk to Steve. He picked on me cuz I told him I couldn't finish their presents in time for the show. He asked my name, said he would talk to me later and told me I should probably get off stage now. So I got down, talked to Kitty and had her sign my poster. She said she noticed my Meow shirt while she was playing and asked where I got it. Then she bitched cuz she doesn't have a Hot Topic to shop at. I talked to Vanessa next and had her sign my shit. Then Jimmy and finally Steve. After Steve signed the poster I told him Donche which is thank you in German (if you don't know that I suggest you listen to Wayne Newton) and he said, "Hey, I always say that!" So I asked him if he knew what to say back and told him it was Bitte. He now has a better German vocabulary. I completely forgot I had a camera so I had to go back to all of them to get pics with them. Reese took the pics for me. When it came to the pic of me and Jimmy, I was planning on licking his cheek. He apparently had other things in mind cuz he kissed me. I couldn't believe it. Reese took the pic right when he did it. I was so happy. I was in la-la land. I'm pretty sure I was the only girl he kissed that night. I wandered off to go home and completely forgot to buy a shirt. Silly me.

May 6th, 2000 Toledo, Ohio by Mistress Missy

I woke up really late. I barely had time to put the finishing touches on my presents, eat lunch, and get ready b4 I had to leave. This time I wore my blue Purrr shirt. Gotta indulge Kitty with my cat related shirts. What I had to do was drive to some kid named Matt's house and he, I, & Casey would go to Toledo from there. The show was supposed to start at 6 pm. We didn't end up getting there until 6:30. For some unknown reason the doors hadn't opened. We had to wait another half hour to get in. It was then that my best friend Carrie found me. We got inside finally and some band played. I don't know how any one else there felt, but Carrie & I made fun of them. Some kid gave me the "Bitches" promo tape...said he had a bunch. That made me happy. A guy and his girl friend came in the place and I knew I had seen him at the Cleveland show. At first I thought it was Bill but then I realized it was the kid that looks exactly like him. His name was Rob. We talked to him for a long time while every thing was getting set up for Mindless. We saw some guy wearing a pair of glasses with lights hooked on them. We knew that Urine would take them off the kid.

I was right upfront again but off to the side this time. Apparently, a bunch of people were just there to see the first band, so there weren't as many people there. Steve came out in all black again but this time with mint green hair and in a black skirt. Kittie was wearing the same thing as before. Vanessa had on a black shirt with the word Metal writtten in red with a blue camo skirt. Urine came out last wearing a cop hat with his blue hair in 4 pony tails sticking out the top, a black jacket, and black skirt. He also had plastic club. Once again, I can't tell you what songs were played...though I remember they played "Cocaine and Toupees" & Grab the Mic" cuz it was different from the last show. Kitty ended up putting a hole in her snare and had to switch snares. Jimmy of course stage dived and ran around the room again. He went in the back corner for awhile and pretended to be Trent Reznor...saying he was a tortured soul or something and he wasn't gonna sing any more. He threw some dollar bills out in the crowd then asked for some change. 2 of his dollars got back to him and one kid gave him some quarters. He used his 2 bucks to pay a guy to french him, though it took alot of per-sway-shun on his part. Afterward, he said, "OHH he's pierced!" He also got in one girls face, told her he hadn't brushed and proceded to breathe on her. He went and got a tooth brush and actually brushed his teeth on stage...but he didn't have any tooth paste. Some kid bought the tooth brush off him for a dollar.

So the kid with the glasses got up on stage and play fought with Urine. His glasses fell off and Jimmy picked them up and put them in his pocket and put his finger to his lips. The kid then jumped into the crowd, kicking me in the arm and plowing Carrie down. I helped her up and she got out of the crowd. Jimmy asked if she was ok and gave me the glasses to give to her, saying she deserved them for that. He also said the band was gonna get sued now...but she came back 5 minutes later. Urine handed us the "I Love Steve" sign to hold up...Steve walked over saying "awwwweee" but then Carrie flipped it over to see what it said and Steve went and pouted. The show ended with "Pussy All Night" again but this time when he's supposed to say "now's the time in which we break dance" he said "now's the time when I become Vanilla Ice" and put on a white silk pull over with the flag on it. The show was finished. Jimmy went and pissed in a water bottle, then drank it and yelled "Who wants to kiss me now?" I was one of like 4 girls that raised their hand. He kissed all of us, me last. I swear that was the best kiss I've had in 3 years. I love lots of tongue. When he did kiss me, though, I dropped everything in my hands and my camera strapp slipped off my wrist and the film chamber broke open. Light exposure is bad but in all only 4 pics got messed up.

Vanessa and Kitty were sitting on the stage stairs, so Carrie and I went over there and sat with them. They said we were the only ones allowed to sit there. Kitty found me a pony tail holder so I could keep the chamber door shut. I got out my book bag and told them it was present time. I gave Kitty her Raggedy Kitty doll and not paying attention, she went to sign it...and I said No...she actually looked at it and got all happy. Vannesa saw it too and loved it. So I pulled out the Raggedy Vanessa doll for her. She loved it. I showed them Steve and Jimmy's dolls too and they couldn't believe I made them. Vanessa got out her camera and had Carrie take a pic of me, Kitty, & her with their dolls. Carrie took one with my camera too, but it didn't turn out. Vanessa is supposed to send me a copy of hers. We stayed there and chatted for a bit until we we're rested up.

I went to find Jimmy and had to follow him around forever while he was looking for things. I gave him his doll and he laughed and said It was fresh. He didn't want to loose it so he put it with his stuff on stage. When he came back down I got a pic with him and then took one of him and Carrie. Steve wasn't feeling good so it took him a long while to come out and visit. Actually, I think Vanessa went and got him for me. I gave him his doll and the first thing he said was "But my hair is green now." Still, out of everyone I believe he loved his the most. He couldn't stop playing with it. Making it walk around and do splits. At one point the Raggedy Steve doll commited suicide and took the Raggedy Kitty doll with him by falling off the table. I told him, Kitty, and Vanessa what all material I used to make them...which was a table cloth, t-shirt, blanket, my mom's night gown, and my neice's barbie clothes. I can't have too many autographs so I had them all sign my book bag. This time I remembered to get a shirt. Jokingly, I told Tal I get a shirt for free cuz I made them presents and Tal asked Urine if that was true...well Jimmy said, "Hell yea, she does!" I thanked him for it and he said it was no problem cuz it was like a barter system. I was more suprised he knew what barter meant then about the free shirt. We talked to them for awhile more until Casey & Matt asked if I was ready to go. Vanessa had me write down my net info in her Badtz Maru note pad (she really needs a new one) so she could go see my page and the pics on it. Then I gave everyone a big hug good bye.

August 14th, 2000 ..The Odeon..Cleveland, Ohio by Mistress Missy

The awesome kick ass chick, Amber, aka The Stone and I woke up around 9 in the a.m. We had a full day ahead of us. After we got ready, we stopped at Ames and got the band a few presents and a disposable camera since my real one is still broken. We made our way to Giant Eagle to get some munchies and we actually found Spaghettio's with frankz. We walked over to the Good Will and picked out a dress for James. By then it was about 12:30. We almost forgot that we needed to get filers copied so we hauled ass to the mall. That took awhile cuz apparently the people at Kinko's suck ass.

Amber and I arrived in Cleveland right on time to pick up Chris and Sheryl at the bus station. The 4 of us headed down to the flats. It was kinda weird to have 3 other people in my car who sang along to MSI. We found a kick ass parking space right across from the Odeon. It was free at first but then like 2 hours later some asshole made us pay. That's Cleveland for ya.

We talked to some Odeon people then went and found a bathroom. Some roadie guy told us MSI wasn't there yet so we decided to go put some flyers up. Phone poles and menu buckets for the resteraunts along the board walk were our major target. Then we got bored. We were hot as hell so we just sat in some shade on a stoop in front of some furniture store. We talked to random passer-by's and cat-called some runners. We waved to Praga Khan and asked him if he knew when MSI would get there. Boy hand no clue.

Just when we thought we'd die of lack of things to do, Tal came out to the van. He noticed us sitting across the street and sure as hell he knew who we were there to see. The fact that he recognized Amber helped. We ran over to talk to him and he made a phone call to Kitty. Tex, the new bading ding da ding technical guy, went to go pick up our Mindless babies, and said he should be back in an hour. We told Tal of all the crizzap we got the band. He laughed and said they'd love it. The following conversation is how he fooled us all.

Tal: You know tonight is Steve's last show, righ? Us: What? No! Why? Tal: Something about his friend Lucinda. He's moving to London. He'll have a temperary replacement for the next couple shows, then when that's done, he'll be permanatly replaced. Us: No more Steve? That not righ! MSI won't be the same. Tal: I'm fucking with you. From this point on, I had more respect for him cuz I'm not so easily fooled, but he acted so damn serious. We hit him a couple times for doing that to us then went back to more waiting in the shade.

After awhile some more Mindless kiddies showed up. It's so easy to tell MSI fans apart from others. They were really kewl, though the only ones I remember are Jenny, her boy friend, and her brother with the bunny ears. We told them that Tex went to go get the band and they would be there shortly. More Mindless fans showed up but they were very unsociable. Amber noticed the van coming down the street so we all ran across the street to greet them. Tex got out and actually opened the door for them. I dun know why.

We talked for awhile and told them we had presents for them. They said they had to go inside but they'd be back in a few to get them. When they came out later, Steve was the only one who came to my car. So he got all his stuff first. As soon as I opened my trunk he was like, are those Flavor Rush BBQ Chedder Ruffles? We brought everything back to the front of the Odeon and gave the rest of the crizzap away. Urine opened his Oreos right away and ran around the crowd eating and giving them to people. The necklace I made Vanessa broke but i tied it off again and she said it was no big deal cuz it was in the back and she still loved it. I got kisses from James and Steve, which made me very happy.

They had to go do their soundtest and shiznit so we got in line that was forming. Sheryl's friends got to sit in some cop cars. That was scary. We met up with Derek (see 1st Cleveland show) and he was macking on Amber. They got together later. I kept teasing her about it, but that's another story. I saw my old art teacher Shim, and his son, ES3 (see interviews), and those bastards got in for free just cuz they work for The Glasseye. I need to work for a magazine, damn it. I saw some more people I know but they don't matter. Chris told me some guy gave him a "Filthy Words Like Fuck" shirt...so I went to get one. This guy would not give me one. He was like it's for street team members only. I told him I'm on it and he didn't believe me! Kitty told him to quit and give me one cuz I didn't need to prove it, but I still did by pulling out my huge stack of stickers. Amber saw my shirt and wanted one too but we couldn't find the guy. Right b4 we got to the door we found him again and she got the last one! She was happy.

We got inside and fucked around for a bit. Then Dj Assault came on. No one knew he was actually doing anything at first until he started talking. I swear this guy sounded like he was gettin his dick sucked by how much he moaned. He said some pretty funny shit, but he does more shameless self promotion then Mindless...well maybe.

MSI came on stage and everyone cheered. Patrick Swayze was on keyboards for the night, and Fabio posed as Sheena E. If you want the set list, visit Amber's page cuz I'm not writing it out. James ran around like an idiot like always. He threw out candy. He stage dived using Dave Thomas as a crowd-surf board, landed right on my friend Robbie. He sat in a lawn chair. At one point James ended up on the balcony. Steve dissappeared for awhile...I still don't know where he went. He also accidentally broke a mic. That was bad cuz it cost lots of moola. None of my friends really got hurt this time...unless you count Robbie, and well Reese got broccoli thrown at her.

After MSI was done ending with the illustrious "Bring the Pain" which I'd never got to hear live before, Amber and I left the really hot pit. We went upstairs and sat down for awhile. We found Derek and his friends and talked to them. I got bored, so I went off by myself. I found Steve downstairs and talked to him for awhile. I saw Rob (see Toledo story) and said hi to him. Urine walked up and I gave him a hug and whined that I didn't get a real kiss, so he frenched me...which made me even more happy.

Praga Khan went on and I ran around talking to people...mainly James and Steve. We talked about random things, such as how James thinks I know too many people, and how Luther the Geek has enormus balls. Kitty came out and I talked to her for awhile. I made random chit chat with Tex and gave him some stickers to put on the merchandise table cuz I noticed they didn't have any. I met Pyro Fury, just thought I'd throw that in.

The count down to Lords started so I went into the crowd. They were killer, even though Deb kinda sings with an accent. I danced, well sorta, since I can't dance for shit. I tried to get Tal to dance but he said he can't dance for shit, either. More song went on and Vyt came up to me and the crowd a couple times. She said she was so happy not to be touring with a metal-ish band. She was also drinkin a screwdriver. I saw Steve and I got him to dance with me...sorta. After a couple more songs I got too hot and went to sit down. There I saw my friend Robbie so I talked to him for a few. He gave me his number. I still don't know why, cuz I suck, and gawd knows I look like crap.

Show ended so Robbie and I made our way to the huge crowd of people filing out the door. There we found our friend Sean, the extremely gorgeous manager of my Hot Topic. I got to play with his hair. Boy's just too cute. I'm glad James didn't see him cuz he prolly been like, ugh break me off a piece of that. I had to go to my car so Chris and Sheryl and all their lil friends could get their shit outta it. Sean and Robbie ended up at my car for some odd reason and Sean drank the water from melted ice from my cooler. Okay, so he's an insane hottie. I said my goodbye's to them then headed off to hang with the band.

I talked to Vanessa and Kitty for awhile and some other Mindless kiddies. Vanessa and Kitty went off to try and sleep so I played around with James and Steve. Nothing better to do since Amber's bus didn't leave til 3:30. I took random pics cuz I need to use up my film. James and I talked about why the X-men movie could've been better...which is hilarious cuz I've never seen it. We also talked about Batman. I love cartoons. Steve kept running up behind me and throwing quarters down my pants, but since he didn't have any money, he was asking people for the change. Steve also told me how they may use my dolls for some sort of promotional deely. James told me I need to find a way to mass produce those dolls cuz he wants to sell em or something. Tal saw someone by his van and yelled for them to get the fuck away from it and that was funny, cuz it was Kitty. Then Tal told them it was time to go, so we got hugs goodbye and I got yet another kiss from James. 3 kisses from James that entire night. I wonder if that will hold me off til the next time.

May 15th, 2000 ..Whisky A Go Go.. Hollywood, California by Chris Bollweg

I put some more bumperstickers on my car & grabbed my camera, my copies of Tight & Frankenstien Girls, & my extra money that I've been saving till this day. I started off down Ventura Blvd. to Hollwood at the world famous Whiskey A Go Go. I pulled into my usual parking spot in the Sunset Plaza extra parking where no cops ever check. It's free parking, despite the tow away zone sign that's posted up. I've yet to see that happen. One day it probably will but till then... I get right up to the Whiskey & I realize I'm an idiot. They won't let me in with my fucking wallet chains. So, I go back to my car & I drop them off in the back. I strolled up to the Whiskey & hopped in line. At first I was pretty quiet. Just sitting patiently.

It was about 5 when I got there according to my car's clock (which is rather accurate). The line was wrapped around the side as it is for any major band playing. That & there was a lot of street teamers that camped out on the street. I bet they were pretty smelly from the last night. Some peeps came up & sat down behind me. We started up a conversation. I make concert buddies pretty easily. I still wanted to be with my freinds though. Soon enough, I no longer cared. The ticket guy from the Whiskey came out & was selling tickets for 10 bucks. I figured, fuck man I got a 10 spot on me, why not. So I bought my ticket, leaving me with a fat 20 in my wallet. The line moved forward & ended up in pandemonium. I ended up quite a bit farther ahead than everyone else. It didn't really matter cuz I had a fuckin ticket anyways.

We stood around more. I was entertaining the masses with my off beat humor & other such antics such as throwing bottles in the street to see cars run them over. I took some pics of old people & of this one dude doing a photo journalistic thingamajigger for school. I aided in the project by getting a pic taken of handing some change to these dudes he was shooting. The story behind his pictures was that these guys wanted to be a big rock band but they where degenerated to playing for nickles in lines at big shows. So I held out a handful of change. Any thing to help out a fellow artist. Word.

Finally, after waiting quite sometime & no friends showing up (Culley, Opie, & Amanda can suck fat nuts at this point cos I was having too much fun to care about their presence) we were let in. MWAHAHAHAHAHA. I made a b-line to the piss hole. Someone brought it to our attention that Jon Davis was upstairs. Well MSI IS his fav band so he says. I went upstairs & asked Jon for a photo op. I got it. His security guards were cool. I think it's cuz I wasn't acting wierd. I was just chill going hey man...can I snag a pic? I told him I'm looking forward to Untouchables. He told me thanks. I then said, it better be good & we both had a laugh. I thought it was kinda cool that I just saw his 2 body guards that I just read something on in the latest issue of Revolver. I mean I've already met Jon a few times before then but this was my first pic with him. I went back downstairs & joined my ilk.

We started up numerous chants. Normally they began with me. I started up with the opening of Backmask with the whole "WHEN I SAY WE YOU SAY SUCK! WE! (Suck!) WE! (Suck!) WHEN I SAY WE YOU SAY SUCK! WE! (Suck!) WE! (Suck!) DICK!!!" The whole club was with me on it. I was also told that Fred Durst was there. A bunch of us got in on a "Fuck Fred Durst" chant. In the fun of things, I even started up "Waiting Sucks" & "Jan Brady" just for the hell of it. We got waiting sucks going for a good long time. Then, finally, MSI came down & busted out with the song I figured they'd open with & also one of my faves Tornado.

"I sneak up & hit ya like a fuckin tornado!"

The rest of the set list is kinda a blur, but man the live show from MSI is even better than any show I've ever fucking seen in my life. I swear. I have never seen a band as fucking bad ass as them live. The best part of it all was that I finally got my dream. I got to make out with James! While he was onstage, during Molly, he got down right in front of us & grabbed my head. He started making out with me! He moved down to the girl next to me & down the front of the stage. Needless to say I grew a big rubbery one. Missy was right. James is one fucking bad ass kisser. I also kissed Steve. It was funny shit.

Another highlight from Molly was Steve grabbing the mic stand & throwing it down. The mic landed right in front of me. Of course, I took the liberty to shout along with "SHE WAS A GOOD GIRL but it felt great to be a..." Then the roadie jacked the mic stand back. But, man, I haven't seen a band go off that much off ever. Not even fucking Pantera, Slipknot, or NIN. Man, seeing Mindless Self Indulgence live was even better than seeing the revered Nine Inch Nails live. Dude, I feel like such a blasphemer for saying that but Trent's got jack on the Urinator. James has a great ass too (that he decided to show us all.) Lyn-Z & Steve decided on getting in the crowd. James was pushed by Lyn-Z into the crowd in which the group ripped up his fishnet shirt. I tried tickling James. I thought it was better than someone trying to yank off his clothes. I also tried tickling Steve during one of many stints with him on the floor. I also started playing Lyn-Z's bass strings when she'd get too close. Serves her right. When bitches came up it was all over (after 2 hookers and an 8-ball.) I got to hear my theme song live. Word.

We all filtered outside. I'm glad the shitty local bands where playing afterwards. Talk about service! I made it to the merch tabel to pick up the new MSI t-shirt. I found out that shirts in my size are 20 bucks. Whoohoo! Score. So I bought me a shirt to get signed. I went outside to wait for the band, as I often do. I ran into Lyn-Z first. She signed her pic on my shirt & I got my first pic with her. I then found Steve. I told him Missy says hi. He said she's one dope ass bitch. I got him to get a pic with me, sign my shirt, & my copy of Tight. I told him to make it out to asshole but it didn't go according to plan. I didn't have Lyn-Z sign it cos well she didn't play on it. Me & Steve had some laughs together even though he was being mobbed by rabid MSI brats & I went back & chilled with Lyn-Z. I gave her my sunglasses I wanted to give her she said they were fuckin cool. I got another pic with her. She was complaining how she stank. I told her I wanted to smell. She didn't smell too bad. Then she smelled me & said I smelled great. Yet another woman to succumb to the odor that is Chris. Then I went & talked to Steve again we talked about Tight. I told him how I first heard MSI in the back of a skin head's car. He cracked up.

James came out. Man, it was insane getting up to him. I got him to sign my shirt & cd & I told him Missy said hey. I told him she was my girl friend & I saw the pic of them kissing he was all "Dude, I'm sorry." I said, "It's all good since you kissed me too." We both cracked up. I took a pic of us & tried to weezle off but I couldn't. So while he was signing,making out, and taking pics, I was joking my ass off with him. We were making fun of comic geeks. I hung out with Lyn-Z again & Steve & I chatted some more. Told them "Man, the guy kisses everyone. Don't you guys worry about mono?" We all had a good laugh. Everyone in the band liked my humor even if all the fanboys were going "sign sign sign!" It was good fun. Finally, Kitty came out. I told Kitty hi for Missy too. Did the sign & snap dealio. She said that Missy has to make a doll for Lyn-Z now. I told Lyn-Z I'd talk to Missy about the doll thingie. She was so estatic about it. Then a bunch of people were all "Your girl friend made those?" Then all of the sudden Missy was an MSI goddess & I was cool just for knowing her. Let alone being practically engaged to her. I told everyone they have to come to our wedding now & Steve was all "Man, wierder stuff has happened. Some girl asked James to marry her & he said yes." So I cracked up & went along on my merry way.

October 29th, 2002 ..Whisky A Go Go.. Hollywood, California by Chris Bollweg

Well, on Tuesday we had a little doodaly-daddaly time...first of all, we got together all sortsa quick...we had to leave later than the time I looked up online...however I thought that there would be no difference in bus schedules...thankfully I was right...cos we had no clue how the fuck we where gonna get there...and also we didn't know how the damn system worked...for a while I was worried and quite crabby, however we managed to make it there...but we didn't get dropped off at the stop we where supposed to get off at...cos the fucking bus driver didn't stop at the street we where gonna get off on...we got dropped off at past Cresant Heights...which is where you get off of Laurel Canyon to go to Hollywood...that's a nice stroll down Sunset Strip mind you...but I got to show Missy all the sites on the way...such as the spot where I smoked out with Laz and Jardel and the Mcdonalds where I got it on in the playplace.

We got to the line and waited till the will call box opened...seeing as how ticket master didn't mail our tickets due to some fucked up dealio whatever.

So we hung out in line with some other brats...and we met up with Lori and her boyfriend, Jim, who were very cool...good times and lots of laughs where had...but before that Missy drew her Lyn-z picture...talk about down to the wire eh?...but whatever, so we get our tickets and go inside waiting and anticipating for the whathaveyou to start...sooooooooo, of course I'm LA's MSI official brat chant starter at shows [in fact I have only missed one MSI show that they've played here...and that was the Rammstein/Soulfly tour...and why did I missed that? cos I didn't know they where playing with them!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!! pft whatever] that I established at the Whisky show [refer back to the May 16th issue of my diary you know...my birthday show review] back last time they where here...well so we're chanting numerous things, and the best of all was the fuck Fred Durst chant...wanna know why it ruled? cos Fred Durst was there MWAHAHAHAHAHA, and so was Mark Mcgrath and Scott Weiland.

So the first band comes out, Opiate For The Masses...first off...the band looks stupid...second...the singer looked like Billy Idol...third...they where one of the worst bands I've heard...fourth, the leather pants Billy Idol was wearing, showed all the ladies in the crowd that he had a very tiny package to deliver...fifth...the chick next to us dressed like a fucked up army nurse Courtney Love type chick kept trying to hit on me and felt me up too...sixth... they covered an elton john song...seventh...man...that band suuuucccckkkkkeeedddddd...oh, i said that...well they sucked that bad.

So after that, Deadsy showed up on stage, smoke machine was in full effect, and they made a really kick ass show for what it was worth...Deadsy's more of a kick back and grind band...it's not that get all crazy and shit you know. Deadsy makes me wanna kick back and enjoy it...however...it was cool watching them rock out...even though Elijah looks funny as all get out headbanging...not to mention the Deadsy Leigion was a bunch of annoying fucks...it's a shame being thrown in the same boat as a bunch of gay asses.

Well, after the Deadsyness of the show had come and gone, it was time for the moment a good portion of us had been waiting for...and wait we did...but the dj played the LeftRights cd while we waited and we all sang along to the disc.

Then the band came out and rocked our assholes out LA-DEE-DOTTY...show was over we went home YAYAYAYAYAYA.

Okay...before the whole going home thing, we where treated to a pretty good set, and also a lot of pushing from the fuckheads behind us which made it hard to live...and rather uncomfortable, and pretty hard to enjoy the show...but the show was okay...they didn't suck...they were better at the Whisky last time...but they still rocked our socks off.

After the show, Missy gave Lyn-z her doll, the band their pictures, and we bought a poster to have the band sign it, and other good things abound, blah blah blah...we called Reaux and she picked us up to take us home...and that was that.